VAN HALEN NEWS DESK

Video: Eddie Van Halen on Two and a Half Men

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  • Kimberly

    Bahaha Ryann…so true. Nonetheless…you gys are too much haha. Scar wins. Hands down. ;)

  • Skutch

    Vaniociado and Rob, the hilarity of the comments section is why we come back. Don’t take any of this junk seriously. We ain’t comin’ for the CF and bands covering VH songs “news”. YOINKS!!!

  • pushtoshove

    This is great!!!This is what Rock and Roll is about…..Raunchy , provocative and Funny….and sure to piss off the Up-Tight!…..

  • David St. Hubbins

    scar tells it like it is

  • SCAR

    Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, you should quit hanging around EVH’s bedroom window putz!!! It sounds to me that you are either a stalker or the mad peeper!!! I guess with a name like Ryan it’s expected!!! Later creep!!!!

  • Vanicionado

    Sorry Skutch, but SCAR is not funny anymore…

    It’s like a six year old at a park running around swearing his head off.

    The collective I.Q. of the whole site has just dropped a few pegs.

  • Vanicionado

    I mean… there’s some dumb asses on this site, but you’ve not only lowered yourself to their level… you’ve dug a couple of feet under.

    Used to be cool, but now it’s like that stupid kid from school days at the back of the bus who just wouldn’t shut up.

    It’s sad really…

  • RickieVanWhalen

    Given that there is no real news from the VH camp…

    I find SCAR a pretty entertaining diversion

  • Bridge

    Skutch & Van Fan- thanks for gettin’ my back from Pete a few days ago. You guys rock. Haven’t been on since then. Pete, I’m well aware that the tongue is a necessary speech muscle. Ed wasn’t slurrin’ his woids from a clipped tongue, in fact, I understood him just fine, but make no mistake, the reason he talks like a 73 year old diner waitress from anytown America is because his WIND PIPE is fucked up from all of the smokes my “uninformed” friend. Shit, I bet Ed would tell you the same.

  • http://none J5149.5

    yeh rickie he is a pretty entertaining perversion.i think it’s fun as hell ruffling his cf feathers.

  • phillster

    Anybody here got some free time I HIGHly recommend checkin`- out “youtube”!!-Just found=VH=LasVEGAS GIG`08
    GREAT QUALITY!!Bitchload of classic tunes!
    I saw 3 shows of this tour
    Mindblowing!!
    A decent sized screen&soundsystem+FAVintoxicants helps.lol
    HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!

  • phillster

    For those of you who can`t wait for a DVD of the last tour,
    This is the best footage you`ll find for now.
    Don`t you Trust Me?
    ME WISE MAGIC

  • Ken

    dlr: You are an EVH basher! And also to most of you assholes who come here to bash the man who remade ROCK and ROLL guitar, just shouldn’t come if ever again, if all you are going to do is bash the greatest guitarist who ever lived. I think the the little diddy Eddie played the other night is brand spanking new. It sounds nothing like what he played at Les Paul Tribute in 1988. Everybody listen for you selves. Van Halen- Les Paul Tribute show 1988 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO3R-UDa54o&NR=1. FUCKEN LOOSERS!!!

  • SCAR

    Given that there is no real news from the VH camp…

    I find Ryan, oops, I mean RickieVanWiener, to be a total waste of my time right now, because it’s the weekend and it’s time to PARTY!!!! Get your buzz on folks, I have!!!! “Got this feeling gonna drive that girl insane………INSANITY”!!!!! Here, take a hit of this…..

  • Vanicionado

    Sorry Skutch, but SCAR is not funny anymore…

    It’s like a six year old at a park running around swearing his head off.

    The collective I.Q. of the whole site has just dropped a few pegs.

  • The Full Bug

    looks like his fingers r workin well- up to par again! :)

  • Bocephus

    Good to see him out there..

  • Vanicionado

    Full Bug – The one thing I did notice is that he looks more like Eric Clapton now. Throw some glasses and a beard on him… probably sings like Dillon.

    But he’ll always have his chops.

    His Dad lost a finger and fired up ‘Big Bad Bill’.

    Ed could lose fingers and still light the place on fire.

    It’s in the Van Halen blood.

  • Karl

    Vanicionado, yep, that’s about right.

  • Gary 4 life

    I think the song “Year to the Day” is the best Van Halen song ever!!!!
    I just can’t wait for Van Halen to release the other finished album with Gary!!! I Heart Gary!!!!!!

  • RickieVanWhalen

    His rants are more entertaining than any other post on this thread.

    Come on, Erico said his tone on that little riff was great brown sound. Talk about a drop in IQ.

  • SCAR

    Sounds like Vanicionado is still all upset and is as confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market!!! Wipe away those boo hoo tears little dude!! As for Karl, I see a thought has crossed your mind, must have been a long journey!!!! You two Gomers need to sit down, relax and give your puny minds some rest, after all it is the weekend!!!! As for you RickieVanWiener, I’d like to leave you with one thought – but I’m not sure you have anywhere to put it!!! It’s been a pleasure annoying you putz’s and feel free to let ol SCAR know if I can annoy you some more!!! Cheer up it’s a PARTY WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Karl

    Well you’re nothing if not predictable, SCAR. It was a sure bet you’d pop up an confirm Vanicionado assessment of your juvenile contribution to this board. Here’s the news: You’re not anywhere near as clever or funny as you think you are. Guess you’ve never heard the one that goes: Better that people think you’re an idiot than to open your mouth and remove any remaining doubt.

    The hole you’re digging can only get deeper from here.

  • bosox

    As confused as a lesbian at a fish market…that would make for a very funny sketch.

  • SCAR

    Note to Karl, It seems nasty ol SCAR screwed up, I thought you were agreeing on another comment from Vanicionado, but what the hell, go ahead and rip away on good ol SCAR anyways and give it your best shot, who knows I might find something entertaining out of it. Hey Gary 4 life, are you sure you’re not really J5149.5??? You post like it!!!

  • bosox

    Scar did you ever see Dave with VH, this past tour does not count.

  • Vanicionado

    Nah-nah nah-boo-boo SCAR…

    (That’s about your level)

  • VHIII_1998_

    jeez, what alot of Sh!T TALKING going on.

  • pushtoshove

    As there isn’t really any new Van Halen News , if it wasn’t for the shit talking there would be NO VAN HALEN NEWS DESK…..Morons…This site relies on US to make money off advertising…Go Scar…..Vanicianado you are entitled to your opinion but it just sounds like your trying WAY to hard to make yourself sound superior to everyone else…Ill bet you have your smoking jacket on , Right professor Grown-up ??

  • RickieVanWhalen

    When some people talk all they hear is the sweet sound of their own voice.

  • ROB5150

    Let’s get serious for a moment, people! I also love Kiss, but I ever considered them in a sort of second level compare to Van Halen….until yesterday; I listen at some outtakes from Sonic Boom: great r’N'r in perfect Kiss style, pure energy, Simmons and Stanley full of inspiraction, Thayer plays good solos, Singer ok! C’mon Ed, what are you waiting for???????

  • pushtoshove

    “When some people talk all they hear is the sweet sound of their own voice.” You mean , as opposed to the bitter sound of yours ?

  • SCAR

    bosox, first show was Feb 1978,(totally mind blowing) it was their last show at the Whiskey and I’ve been hooked ever since!!! Seen them on both the west coast (Long Beach born and raised) and the east coast (now just a typical NYC trouble maker)!!!!

  • C’mon

    LAME!!!! Ed is so done. Who even cares?

  • blake

    Scar needs to be banned from posting comments here.Don’t you realize how big of a looser you are? This is the only source of entertainment for you.Your on here all the time. Don’t you have a life? I bet your face looks like a pepperoni pizza,and your probably a fat fucking slob. For those idiots out there who think this guy is funny, you guys are just as sad as him.fucking morons!

  • Glen Cunnington

    Wow that was pretty lame. They shouldve kept there longer. Definatley a different idea. C’mon wit it!!!!

  • rawkdude

    I know what you’re thinkin’
    What you’re thinkin’ is easy to see
    I know what you’re dreamin’
    I have those same dreams
    Wow!
    Reach up to the feet of God
    Lookin’ for a sign
    It was right here all the time, time, time, time!

    I am you and you are me

    (Do you believe?)
    Don’t ya trust me?
    Me Wise Magic
    Ow, baby hold on
    (If you could see)
    Through my eyes
    Me Wise Magic
    Ow, hold on

    I feel you breathin’
    Don’t you trust me (trust me)
    I feel you agreein’
    I know what you need

    Wow!
    Don’t you lie
    Just you listen thru me
    My words at best to you
    A fortune coo-coo-coo-kie
    (Who are you and where are we?)

    (Do you believe?)
    Ow! Don’t ya trust me?
    Me Wise Magic
    Yeah, yeah ow ow!
    (If you could see)
    Straight through my eyes
    Me Wise Magic

    A little Zen
    headed your way
    You’ll get it
    halfway down the interstate
    Four days from now
    It all goes clear
    A Buddhist riff
    for your inner ear

    (Guitar Solo)

    (Do you believe?)
    Ow! Don’t ya trust me?
    Me Wise Magic
    Yeah yeah! Oh yeah! Whoa!
    (If you could see)
    Straight through my eyes
    Me Wise Magic
    Whoa-oh-oh!

    (Do you believe?)
    Tell me you believe
    Do you believe?

    Whoa, yeah!
    (If you could see)
    Me Wise Magic
    (Do you believe?)
    Me Wise Magic
    (If you could see)
    Me Wise Magic

  • Vanicionado

    Nice rawkdude!!

    Very nice!

  • Guitar Zero

    There’s a nice VH spot on Family Guy. Stewie and Brian find a hot version of Meg in an alternate universe…cue up ‘Drop Dead Legs’. Wish I could get my hands on the clip.

  • http://vhnd.com surfsno2008

    man even if they added the best of tunes to the live line up next year it would liven things up a bit!!

  • Pete

    BRIDGE…I completely agree about the smoking thing with Ed. I cringe whenever I see him with a smoke. It baffles me that after all he’s been through he’s still smoking, but I guess that’s addiction. The sad part is that Ed thinks the cancer was caused by his guitar picks picking up electro-magnetic waves from his studio. How can you reason with that?

  • Vanicionado

    pushtoshove… There’s funny… and there’s toilet humour. Lately SCAR’s blatherings have been no better that the scungy toilet ring.

    Sometimes, I agree, he is right on the mark… but other times… come on.

    Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to polish my monicle.

  • Russ

    The sad part is that Ed thinks the cancer was caused by his guitar picks picking up electro-magnetic waves from his studio. How can you reason with that?

    Pete – perhaps it was the pick of destiny. All jokes aside it disturbs me too to see EVH still smoking.

  • SCAR

    Hey blake…wait a minute, Vanicionado, dude, you got my order wrong, I only wanted a bag of oranges not these damn bananas!!!! If you can’t get it together I’ll buy oranges from another street vendor!!!! Back to blake, wow, such big words from such a puny putz!!!! I’m completely satisfied knowing that I annoy you so much!!! In your defense, you seem extremely weak minded and by the way you whined in your last post you probably could use a man pad too!!!!! I love the fact, either at home or at my bar I can sit back and annoy Gomer’s like you when I feel like it!!! You just sound bitter because you have a dull life, a crappy job and you still drive the Geo Metro your parents bought you!!!! I’ll tell you what, I’ll help spice up your life, the next time a hang around or prospect ticks me off, I’ll send them your way to help you get laid!!!!! No need to thank me!!!!

  • Vanicionado

    ???

    WTF?

  • SCAR

    Karl, ol SCAR had that one coming, but that was kind of weak!!!! You should of got me with this, “He is cruelly depriving a village somewhere of an idiot” or something along that line. Please try harder next time you insult nasty ol SCAR, make it really count!!!

    Vanicionado, it’s not rocket science putz, figure it out!!! Dude, I guess what you lack in intelligence you make up for in stupidity!!!! Have a wonderful day!!!!!

  • vh86

    Moderator, seriously, isn’t this site spiraling out of control. Wasn’t the purpose of this site for Van Halen fans to catch up on news and comment on the band and not be a place for idiots that have no life insult each other.

  • Vanicionado

    You got me again SCAR…

    The hits just keep coming!

  • phil

    hahahahahaha i love this sh@! talking!

  • ROB5150

    Scar & company, why don’t you meet on fuckin’ Facebook?