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Take Your Whiskey Home

“Take Your Whiskey Home” is the 7th track on Women and Children First.

This song was a leftover from the band’s club days that Eddie didn’t care for anymore, but that the rest of the band insisted be on the album.

Guitar World raves: “This throbbing, midtempo cut is distinctive in the DLR-era VH catalog for how positively restrained the band sounds. Roth sticks mainly to his lower register, floating somewhere between singing and speaking the lyrics, while Eddie weaves a snakelike single note riff around the rhythm section’s incessant and steady thud. But this is Van Halen, of course, so there are still a few fireworks: one nimble and bluesy acoustic guitar and vocal intro, and two quick but deadly EVH solo spots.”

David Lee Roth’s hand-written lyrics:

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Lyrics:

Well, my baby, she don’t want me around.
She said she’s tired of watchin’ me fall down.
She wants the good life, only the best.
But I like that bottle better than the rest.
And she said: I think that you’re headed for a whole lot of trouble.
Well, I think that you’re headed for a whole lot of trouble.
Well, I think that you’re headed for a whole lot of trouble.
If you take your whiskey…
Well, that liquor in the nighttime leaves strange memories.
Seems a lifetime since yesterday.
Come the daybreak, come the morrow,
that woman’s waited up all night for me again.
She said: Well, I think that you’re headed for a whole lot of trouble.
Yeah, I think that you’re headed for a whole lot of trouble.
Yeah, you know that you’re headed for a lot of trouble.
If you take your whiskey home.
Some goes to women, some goes to Jesus,
though I’m absolutely certain both’s all right.
But it takes me at least halfway to the label
‘fore I can even make it through the night.
Well, I think that you’re headed for a whole lot of trouble.
Yeah, I think that you’re headed for a whole lot of trouble.
Yeah, you know that you’re headed for a lot of trouble.
If you take your whiskey home.

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