Video: Eddie Van Halen on Two and a Half Men
Tuesday, 22 September 2009
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September 22nd, 2009 at 12:42 am
That was awesome..Ed always said he wrote most of his stuff on the pot!! “Might wanna give it a minute…!” Ed erupted a giant smelly brown wolfgang….
September 22nd, 2009 at 12:53 am
Awesome brown sound!
September 22nd, 2009 at 2:06 am
Awesomely funny cameo! Glad to see Ed playing!!
September 22nd, 2009 at 2:14 am
Aaaargh, I just got a “not available in your region” (europe)…
September 22nd, 2009 at 2:28 am
Ed you are the man that was funny shit Long live the king Rock on Ed
September 22nd, 2009 at 2:49 am
andy, got to YouTube, it’s there.
September 22nd, 2009 at 5:05 am
Love Eddie! Always will!
I made sure I recorded this!
September 22nd, 2009 at 5:12 am
Cool !
What’s he saying though ? I am hard of hearing anyways, but ever since he did what ever it was he did to beat tongue / throat cancer, I have really struggled to understand him…
Good to see him playing and with that smile back on his face again.
September 22nd, 2009 at 5:16 am
The King Is Back.If He Stays Off The Alcohol He Will Be Fine.
September 22nd, 2009 at 5:25 am
Todays my 8 year annivesary and I told my wife we’re going out for “two burritos and a rootbeer float”.
September 22nd, 2009 at 5:35 am
Haha, that was good.
Two burritos and a root beer float, made me laugh I have to admit.
September 22nd, 2009 at 5:59 am
that was Great! I think they used Eddie perfectly in that episode! Hey, anyone realize that was NEW Van Halen music? …. more more!! … ha ha ROCK ON EDWARD!!
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:14 am
andy says:
September 22nd, 2009 at 2:14 am
Aaaargh, I just got a “not available in your region” (europe)…
Glad that there is still Youtube
Tomorrow leaving from Europe to Vegas…maybe i’ll drive over to LA to pay him a visit
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:18 am
Not available in my geographic location….wtf? What’s the point of the web when this isn’t available over the closest border? Seen the show….go Eddie!
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:32 am
What’s funny about this is years ago, Ed always said a large amount of his material comes to him when he is on the crapper.
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:45 am
“two burritos and a root beer float” what a line. What a great title for the new VH disc or a song. Now us Halen fans have a inside joke!
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:45 am
As strange as that was, I laughed.
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:48 am
Just got back from a 3 day weekend and was happy to get to catch this, since I was upstate and the last thing I was thinking about was TV!
I smiled the whole time watching it. I forgot how funny this show was at times. Eddie was classic! I laughed out loud too!
Eddie sounds great!
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:48 am
How much do you want a bet that this is a song on the new album.
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:57 am
Shame they had to let the cat out of the bag before the show. Imagine what a great surprise that would have been if you didn’t know it was coming!
For all those saying “not available in my region”, go to YouTube.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:10 am
Ed looks and sounds as good as ever these days!!!
That was fun!
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:15 am
Loved it! As for the cat out of the bag… I would not have seen it. That is one horrible TV show!
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:16 am
Dave, basically the first thing eddie said to Charlie was “you might want to wait a bit before going in there” then Charlie asks him why he brings his guitar in the bathroom and eddie says ” hey, you never know where inspiration might strike” then when he’s done his riff he says” that’s called two burritos and a root beer float”
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:18 am
“Two Burritos and a Root Beer Float”… instrumental on a new VH record?
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:35 am
Corey, I think at the end he says “Let’s go, two Burritos and a Root Beer Float.” Sounds like he’s mistaken Charlie for a waiter.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:48 am
Very funny!
Ed looks great!
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:00 am
Ed was on two and a half men for two and a half seconds! I wish he would stop smoking. You would have thought he would have wised up after getting part of his tongue removed. I will tell you, this guy, when his time comes, will probably die from cancer.:(
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:11 am
But boy oh boy does he still have “it”! It would be great to get new music minus the keyboards!
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:27 am
Did anyone notice his thumb on his left hand?
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:28 am
Did anyone notice he was playing through a Marshall mini stack?!? I wish he would switch back to Marshall. Satriani swallowed his pride and did it, Ed should too.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:42 am
Haha! Cool..
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:55 am
Wow. His voice sounds like hell. Short cameo to be sure but I have to admit I was impressed with his delivery. Could this mean more album delays while Ed explores acting? ha.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:58 am
Russ, he still has it??? He’s been playing that same riff since the 1984 tour. The only thing that’s changed is that he named it “316″ as opposed to ‘guitar solo’.
Ed should stop peddling his EVH merchandise & TV cameos and get back in the studio with DLR!
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:07 am
even with the bandage still on his thumb, he shreds.
Glad to see him smile, and sober, and playing the way we love him to.
very funny too. I laughed so hard.
“that’s called Two Brurritos and a root beer float!” what a line.
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:12 am
That was pretty cool.
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:13 am
Hey, Karl, he’s saying “That’s called Two Burritos and a Root Bear Float.” Sounds like a new tune to me.
Fab, I’ve been listening to Ed’s solo dubbed ‘316′ for 20+ years from a variety of concerts, etc. and that little piece isn’t from it. The solo was nicknamed ‘316′ because of the opening piece he always used which he later played to put his son to sleep at night. He named it after Wolf’s birthday (March 16, 1991) because of that. All subsequent solos were then referred to as ‘316′.
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:16 am
Ed: Better Give it a minute in there
Charlie: You took your guitar in there
Ed: You never know when inspiration is going to strike.
(Ed Plays)
Ed: That was 2 burritos and a root beer float.
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:47 am
ED,
PLEASE SWITCH BACK TO MARSHALL AMPS. AS A FAN WHO CARES FOR THE TONE YOU ONCE HAD, IT PAINS ME TO SAY YOU CAN’T HEAR FOR S%#T ANYMORE. I REALIZE FENDER INC. HAS A LOT OF MONEY INVESTED IN YOUR 5150 III AMPS AND YOU PROBABLY HAVE CONTRACTUAL OBLIGATIONS AND A BIT OF DAMAGED PRIDE IF YOU HAD TO ADMIT THAT YOUR TONE IS WEAK, THIN, POOR IMITATION OF WHAT IT ONCE WAS… BUT PERHAPS YOU COULD JUST STUFF YOUR OLD MARSHALL’S GUTS INTO A NEW 5150 SHELL… NO ONE HAS TO KNOW, IT’LL BE OUR SECRET! PLEASE DO IT AND DO IT BEFORE YOU RECORD ANYTHING. ALSO PLEASE BUILD A TIME MACHINE, KIDNAP 1983 DAVE BRING HIM BACK FOR ANY FUTURE RECORDINGS.
SINCERELY,
THE PLEASE STOP VH FROM SUCKING AND THEREFORE COMPLETELY RUINING THEIR WHAT WAS ONCE GREAT BUT NOW IS ALREADY DAMAGED LEGACY SOCIETY
P.S. BRING MIKE BACK
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:10 am
That little riff sounds like the one he played for Les Paul in 1988. It was just on the desk a few weeks ago. Great stuff though.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:31 am
You’re right DLR, it is a faster paced version of the riff from the Les Paul show…I always liked that performance…
Hopefully he’ll use it for a NEW ALBUM!
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:36 am
I did like the “2 Burritos & a Root Beer Float” line, although it woulda been cooler to have him in the show longer than that… It does sound like his sense of humor though.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:48 am
anyone else notice the bandage on his left thumb?. sounds like he’s healing well.
September 22nd, 2009 at 11:05 am
Are you sure he said Two Root Beers and a burrito, and not Hot Dog and a Shake?
(Seriously… some of you hang too much on every word!)
September 22nd, 2009 at 11:06 am
That would be great on the new album KTC5150. I thought it sounded familiar. Remember that the riff at the end of Jump later became Standing On Top Of The World years later. I am sure there were others like I’m So Glad at the US Festival became Girl Gone Bad…………
September 22nd, 2009 at 11:17 am
I LOOOVE THIS! Haha it was so funny. Nice one Ed! <3
September 22nd, 2009 at 11:21 am
That’s part of a riff that he played at the 2003 NAMM when he was just goofing off. It’s on part 7 of the 7 part series on youtube called edward van halen bahaving badly at NAMM 2003. I recommend watching all 7 if you haven’t. A lot negative comments about the videos because he was wasted, but there are several flashes of brillance. Here’s the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vd5MZQMrcs
September 22nd, 2009 at 11:22 am
Bill1521, you’re way off.
Ed: You might want to give it a minute.
Charlie: You were in there with your guitar?
Ed: Well you never know when inspiration might strike.
(Ed plays)
E: That’s called Two Burritos and a Root Beer Float.
Listening again, ME!! and Corey were right about that last line.
September 22nd, 2009 at 11:31 am
Any one have the youtube link? Searched it and nothing came up. Somebody please post it because I get the same sign, but I watched it last night. Want to see it again though!
September 22nd, 2009 at 11:56 am
Ah, there is our Kimberly coming in for some comments on the show. So nice to see the ladies enjoying the mighty Van Halen.
September 22nd, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Good thing Ed is not the singer, the years of partying and cigs have taken their toll on his pipes … yikes.
September 22nd, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Man I had to watch 30 minutes of 2 1/2 men to see 10 seconds of Eddie, I want more!
September 22nd, 2009 at 12:33 pm
ANDY my brother…try this link instead: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1fYpkbq8jM
Good job Ed…
September 22nd, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Dave. i hope your in the studio.
September 22nd, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Top Jimmy
Easy big boy. Your tone ain’t so great either.
;-(
September 22nd, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Hasn’t he always talked like that?
September 22nd, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Bluesbro… THAT… and he’s missing part of his tounge…
September 22nd, 2009 at 1:32 pm
No RickieVanWhalen, you’re wrong. Compared to ed’s classic tone, my tone is s%#t. Compared to his 1993-present tone, my tone owns his. You know why??? Because I use a MARSHALL. The same kind of Marshall he used to use when he was more interested in good tone than in branding everything he touches.
September 22nd, 2009 at 1:44 pm
I’m a VH fan, but THAT WAS IT? All that build-up for days for just a dumb 30-second joke about turds? Sheesh. Some people are really desparate, I guess. But let’s not talk about Eddie possibly learning about Globalism. Just go back to sleep. Maybe EVH will appear for 15 seconds next week on Dancing With The Has-Beens…
http://www.thenewamerican.com
September 22nd, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Cool cameo! Eddie plays better with a damaged hand than
most do with a good one.The only thing that sucked was
sitting through the previous 20 minutes of that terrible
show.(should have waited for youtube)
Next… DLR on Dancing With The Stars…oh believe it.
September 22nd, 2009 at 2:16 pm
I will not be on Dancing With The Stars!!!! JK……
September 22nd, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Wow…Ed takes a dump on 2 1/2 men and the Van Halen fans go wild. Enough of this Jonas Brothers excitement/nonsense. I couldn’t understand what the f$%k he was saying. Obviously, several people couldn’t understand what the f$%k he was saying. First rule of live audience, if that’s what they do, wait for crowd to quit applauding before the first line. Second rule, get the mic close enough so we can understand what’s being said.
I appreciate the Van Halen transcription/translation of the cameo. I’m surprised Ed didn’t wear Nike shoes.
How Many Say I?
September 22nd, 2009 at 2:51 pm
….THAT….
…was actually pretty funny. was silly to think the plot centered around ed, but as a side-joke it was pretty good and ed looked lik ehe was having fun.
good line.
now BACK to 5150 ED!!!!
September 22nd, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Well, all you Van Halen Fans! This is visual proof that Eddie was in a recording studio with guitar in hand. Therefore he MUST be recording a new album!!
September 22nd, 2009 at 3:51 pm
As short as it was. Very funny and a little taste of whats coming.Put your seat belts on my frinds it`s about to be 5150 time……2010 will be my frind with Van Halen on the mend lololololol
September 22nd, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Top jimmy,…ah, forget it. Seriously, you’re gonna tell eddie about tone?! LMAO!!
September 22nd, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Two and a Half Men is one of the lamest sitcoms ever. Charlie Sheen is funny, Cryer is funny, this show is NOT funny.
You guys do realize that Ed doesn’t write the dialogue, right? Just checking.
Ed sounds like DLR from “Me Wise Magic.” Just change his lines to “a buddhist riff for your inner ear” if you don’t hear it. Maybe Ed can sing that one the next time they tour.
September 22nd, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Definitely a funny bit. Neither he nor Dave should ever shy away from that kind of thing. Was that a “new song”? Be real. It was 5 seconds of fartin’ around. As for the sound, it was kind of like one of those battery operated amps you can attach to your strap and walk around your house with. To all of you who have been on the edge of your seat out there, I highly doubt any of this was shapes of things to come. For the past ten or so years, I’ve come to think of this line from the first Ace Ventura when I think of Ed. “If I’m not back in 5 minutes…just wait longer” Keep waiting folks. Keep waiting.
September 22nd, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Thanks for clearing it up guys.. for the life of me I could’nt understand a word Eddie was saying. He’s a great guitar player but he’s a lot more jacked up than I thought!
September 22nd, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Dudes… he’s missing part of his tounge!!
September 22nd, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Uh, my voice doesn’t come outta my tongue. Home skillet needs to lay off da smokes.
September 22nd, 2009 at 5:15 pm
The amp was in fact a mini-Marshall belt clip-on. I was there when it was shot. They did two takes, and the one that aired was the second, and better one. And yes, it appeared he merely improvised on the spot. Cool guy.
September 22nd, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Not available in Australia too!! Is this on youtube yet? Thanks Karl just read your comment up top.
September 22nd, 2009 at 5:25 pm
I gotta agree with Bridge. People lighten up and quit analyzing every second of everything. This ain’t material for a record. This ain’t Ed “new tone”. This is just Ed fartin’ around for fun on a TV show. Geez.
Everybody needs to relax and enjoy life or NO ONE is invited to the next Chili Dog Festival.
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:11 pm
What the hell did he say ????
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:11 pm
Anybody notice the new D2H bridge….when is it going to come out?!?!
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:43 pm
BRIDGE - your tongue has everything to do with how you can speak. Cut Ed some slack. I can’t believe what you wrote. That has to be the most uninformed comment I have ever read on this page, and reading most of it, that is quite an achievement. “Uh…my voice doesn’t come outta my tongue.” ‘Nuff said Bridge…
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:43 pm
eddie needed a bigger part
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:57 pm
ME!! yes, you’re correct in noting that ‘316′ is the pseudo-lullabye that Ed used to play to Wolf. We’re all familiar with the story. My point (and I should have been more accurate) is that this is a tired old riff where he does all these pull-offs in the same key, then does his trade mark “tapping”… yes, I know technically it’s not tapping but everyone knows it as such.
My point is the last GREAT playing that Ed did was on the B-side of the 1984 album… Top Jimmy, Girl Gone Bad, etc. There was some cool stuff on 0U812 and F.U.C.K. but his consistency has lacked since ‘84.
And what Top Jimmy said about the tone of his amps couldn’t be more on the money.
With that said, Ed… please go back to listening to Mozart and tuning your studio monitors with “Red Rain”. Everything seems so tired and contrived.
What I wouldn’t give to hear something new that is as cool as “Dirty Movies” or “House of Pain”.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:03 pm
That was a cool cameo. Ed never does that kind of thing. I think the last time he did something like that was on Valeries show Cafe Americain in ‘93.
As far as the stuff he was playing goes? He was just noodling around. That little hammer on lick has been in his bag of tricks for 30 years. Some of it sounded a little bit like the intro to “Ballot Or The Bullet” from III. No wonder no one recognized it.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:05 pm
whys is everyone so excited about this. i find it sad that one of the greatest guitarists is on a tv show and hasn’t put new material out in decades? people wouldn’t even know it’s him if he didn’t have the stripped guitar with him. put out new music.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:16 pm
i thought that was great… funny too !!
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Pat–you are so right. This, to me, is just plain sad. The irony of it all is too painful. Bathroom inspiration? Please..with no music for over a decade that is NOT joke…it’s too true.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:22 pm
It was awesome to see Eddie Van Halen on Three And A Half Men, But only 10 seconds sucks! I never really cared for those kind of shows, But seeing Eddie on there was great!
For future advice… Eddie, Please do a lot more next time than 10 seconds. All kiddin’ aside, Eddie looks great and looks like he’s ready to hit the stage & studio again.
Either way, I still wanna see an All-Star Van Halen reunion with Sammy, Eddie, Dave, Mike & Alex. That would cover THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS 2 DISK CD SET. “Come on and do it before you all get to old to!”
Forever VH fan,
Danny “The Wissrat” Wissert
& @ WRSounds.com
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:18 pm
Charlie should have responded, “Oh you ate one too?”
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:30 pm
I think everyone is reading into this WAY too hard…. The mighty VAN HALEN will be back soon… Eddie has been nothing if not consistant… he writes constantly… now in all humor, I can see a jam instrumental called: 2 burritos and a root beer float, there is no need to get worked up over a 1.5 min cameo on a sitcom. VH will be back soon probably with a real great album but I woudn’t read into this show as a view into the future…
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:34 pm
OK, Pete. We know that the tongue affects speech, but you have to hand it to Bridge. His post about the tongue was one of the funniest — and truest — things ever posted on this site. If you want to get all serious on my man Bridge, the fact is that Ed’s voice and his tongue are both the result of too many smokes!
Thanks for the reality check on the “new material,” too, Bridge. “Five seconds of farting around” is exactly right. If that noodling turns into a new =VH= song on a new =VH= album, I will eat that album with a root beer float (and mustard on my leg).
Nice re-write, Shylock! That would have been a much funnier ending to the episode. You should e-mail that line to CBS, and maybe they’ll hire you to inject some humor into future episodes of the show.
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:37 pm
Karl,
FYI 2 words does not make for way off. I missed the “called” thanks for the correction. FYI, in your reprint you forgot the “in there”. When you correct someone, at least get the original post correct.
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:40 pm
I’m still sure he said “Hot Dog & A Shake”
September 22nd, 2009 at 11:02 pm
Simple…new music please. Pretty sad watching ChickenFoot coverage versus this.
September 22nd, 2009 at 11:09 pm
amen Rob…we don’t need TV appearances, spike awards, best of compilations, crusty reunion tours, wedding pictures, etc…just make some new music and let wolf go play with his friends…Mike Anthony will need a job after the Chickenshit tour.
September 23rd, 2009 at 12:56 am
Damn, the Video is not available for my geographic area, please someone post it on YouTube soon/immediately ! I need a recording of this episode !
September 23rd, 2009 at 2:13 am
he just warned charlie that he dropped a bomb in the restroom called two burritos and a float….stinks to high heaven…………….cool to see ed on t.v…..much different setting than the stage
September 23rd, 2009 at 2:54 am
Bill1521, you might want to listen again.
September 23rd, 2009 at 3:14 am
everybody need’s to relax! Eddie is a music makin machine! He has tunes up the wazooo, It takes time to have workin songs, this stuff just dont happen over night! These cats haven’t played together in 25 years let alone with a new bass player, give them time! Remember it is no longer MA on bass now they are truly thinkin about the bass parts and drums along with it, not just guitar and drums it is now drums,guitar and bass! It is truly VH and Dave is probably getting his stuff together. Its gonna be top shelf stuff, what else can they do? They’re VH and Dave wants to bring it!
September 23rd, 2009 at 4:06 am
I predict the new album will have tuba all over it.
September 23rd, 2009 at 5:32 am
Ed’s spot was funny and well executed. (Much better than his other TV cameo from years ago when he was a “street musician” on some show in which Val was starring.) This time they kept it short and sweet and gave Ed the chance to do what he does best. “Two burritos and a root beer float.” That’s classic.
The rest of this show was the height of tedium. I could feel my brain being violated minute by minute as the banality actually increased. Now I know why I limit my TV viewing to the Simpsons, Charlie Gibson and anything on PBS. Really. Are all s(h)it-coms like this?!
September 23rd, 2009 at 5:59 am
Way to go Ed! He sounded great and looked awesome!!! Keep it up…Hope we see a tour in 2010:)
September 23rd, 2009 at 6:21 am
I wish Ed would just apologize to Mike and get him back in the band. Then Wolf could start his own band so that when he is 25 and in his prime, the rest of his band wont be in a nursing home.
September 23rd, 2009 at 6:28 am
I wish Mike would just apologize to Ed for walking out on him. Then wolf could be in Van Halen when he is 25 and in his prime and carry on the Van Halen name when the rest of the band is done.
September 23rd, 2009 at 7:22 am
Ed plays something for 5 seconds and everybody is saying, it must be new music. Come on! I know we are all waiting impatiently for new VH music but come on!
September 23rd, 2009 at 8:29 am
Eddie always gives hints of new material - look at the US festival… during Doctor he segued into a girl gone bad solo/tease… I wouldn’t be suprised to see it in some form in the future…some songs take years to make it to an album.. case in point big trouble - the greatest song never released… but new VH material is coming soon.. I saw a tease on you tube b4 they pulled it after 1 day
but it’ll be all good!!!! 
September 23rd, 2009 at 8:29 am
btw the tease was smokin!!!!!!
September 23rd, 2009 at 8:51 am
I tried to hold off on commenting but it’s too hard to pass up this time…
Bridge is right, everybody relax!!!! I’m 99.9% sure that was most likely NOT a “new riff” of a “new” Van Halen song. He was probably just messing around trying to fill his 20 seconds of playing time with the first thing that popped in his head. Hell, it might have been part of one of those porno songs he did!!
You guys and girls need to chill out on the new VH stuff. Lord knows I love Ed and the band (despite Eddie wrecking it to the ground, pouring gas on it and lighting it on fire to make sure it’s beyond repair) but it’s been - what - 11 years since the Gary Cherone album and that wasn’t exactly great/classic VH stuff. Even the newest stuff from 2004 with Sammy was only 3 average songs. Where is “all this material” Ed has locked up????? At least Sammy and Mikey are out doing something productive…and remember they are the ones that “didn’t want to commit to putting out albums”.
By the way, the score since Sammy was kicked out in 1996:
Sammy - 8 albums with new material (including Chickenfoot)
Van Halen - 1 album with new material (not including “Best of”)
I’m afraid with Ed it’s all smoke and mirrors, friends.
September 23rd, 2009 at 9:38 am
Really? Tell us more.
September 23rd, 2009 at 10:49 am
Holy Crap, I’m away for a couple of weeks and I come back to this site and see all the wussies are still crying!!! Good for EVH, do your thing brother!!!! You haters can’t stand to see the man happy!!! As for all you wanna be guitar rock stars, I’m laughing at you, you think that you clowns can tell EVH how to play or sound??? You putz’s stink like the two burritos and root beer float EVH left in the crapper!!!
September 23rd, 2009 at 11:31 am
Anyone else notice the guitar is a little different from the Wolfgang EVH he sells. The pick ups are further away from the tremolo on the one he is playing. I play guitar a little, im not that into details, etc like that but just kind of noticed it. You would think he would be promoting the actual guitars he sells rather than somehting he tweaked. I could be wrong. Anyone else notice?
September 23rd, 2009 at 12:36 pm
scar, where you been? you been MIA for a couple weeks…
September 23rd, 2009 at 1:29 pm
cool.
just a little fun thing to do
September 23rd, 2009 at 2:04 pm
…We missed the MIGHTY SCAR… are you done with your self-imposed absence? LET THE MADNESS ENSUE!!! Tear em’ up SCAR!
September 23rd, 2009 at 2:05 pm
KTC… don’t encourage him…
He’s fine on his own.
September 23rd, 2009 at 2:06 pm
RA, that’s the “drop to hell” tailpiece. It allows you to drop from E to A at the flip of a switch. It supposed to be available on the Wolfgang, but I’ve yet to actually see it in production or offered.
September 23rd, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Lame, pathetic show. Never seen it before; won’t watch it again. A crew of sixth graders could write a better script than these jackasses served up. EVH’s lines were garbled and rushed, but who cares…..the show seems like a disgrace to human intelligence - a continuous annoying laugh-track for idiots. I’m surprised anyone from VH camp would stoop to such a low level.
Changing the subject now, Charlie Sheen is known as a ‘911 Truth Seeker’. If you don’t know what that is, or don’t care, it’s now time to WAKE UP. Sheen is a brave chap, taking on corporate, political & military interests. See infowars dot com, ae911truth dot org, patriotsquestion911 dot com, physics911 dot net. It is time to wake up.
If Ed is a friend of Charlie’s as he’s already said, then there is no doubt Sheen has explained all of this 911 evidence to VH which is a good. You people reading this that aren’t familiar…..please read / familiarize yourselves with the websites shown above; get the DVD’s make copies and pass them to others. The DVD’s on these websites have NO copyguards and the producers want them distributed. Make yourselves useful, help Charlie and this country get back on track by BEING INFORMED. Turn off the television set. 911 was an inside job orchestrated by elements of this government to invade the Middle East under false pretenses. It is time to wake up.
September 23rd, 2009 at 2:54 pm
some of you people, no matter what, complain about what happens regardless of what the subject is.VH could release an album and give away for free and when the news is released on this site 23/50 comments would be fucking complaining about it…. Anyone agree?
September 23rd, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Dont over analyse people. Ed did fine, the lines were funny, and he looked great! Done and Done!
September 23rd, 2009 at 4:08 pm
phil & KTC5150, thanks to my brother and some county officials, good ol SCAR is free to rip on the hater’s as needed!! So I’m looking forward to aggravating clowns like RickieVanWiener, J5149.5, TheTruthHurts oh yea and my buddy dlr (who should be on dancing with the stars, maybe he can team up with Kip Winger)!!! It will be my pleasure to annoy them and the rest of the haters!!!!
September 23rd, 2009 at 4:18 pm
what was the deal with his trem on that guitar? was his e string dropped to a?
September 23rd, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Eddie is sounding awesome and finally a fresh little noodle I wouldn’t read into it he’s just havin some fun with a friend great lookin guitar damn nice finish great combo of classic and new wat I hope the new album to be like! Finally SCAR give it a rest please no one likes you.
September 23rd, 2009 at 5:37 pm
“2 burritos and a root beer float” hmmmm could be just a rip-off from DLR’s “Hot Dog and a Shake” solo tune off of ‘Sky Scraper’…. LOL
September 23rd, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Love it Eddie played the “Ballet or the Bullet” from the Van Halen 3 album with Gary Chrone, did anyone catch that? Great riff though. Love keep it coming Eddie.
September 23rd, 2009 at 11:14 pm
cool but im glad i didnt sit thru that untire crappy show just for 20 seconds.
September 24th, 2009 at 4:40 am
I DVRed the show (I have never seen it before). I just rewind and watch it over and over again! Hey Hey do I detect another fantistic T-shirt design. Picture this…Ed on the crapper, guitar straped over him, burrito in one hand, and a root beer float in the other, and above all of it all reads…”Hey…you never know when inspiration might strike!”…now thats a shirt I would buy.
Peace from the Big D.
September 24th, 2009 at 4:45 am
SCAR you rock:)
September 24th, 2009 at 5:06 am
I dont think Ed washes his hands……..the necks of his guitars are always filthy!
September 24th, 2009 at 7:17 am
I rememeber reading that on any guitar that is made based on Eddie’s preference, the neck is ‘weathered’ to look like the original neck of the Frankenstrat.
Knowledge is power children.
September 24th, 2009 at 9:27 am
Gee Rod, then why don’t you call the personal hygiene police on him! That’s the dumbest post I’ve read on this site yet putz!!! Remember to say DEE DEE DEE on the little yellow bus this morning!!!
September 24th, 2009 at 9:33 am
Ahhhh…Good old SCAR! LOL! Love it!!!
September 24th, 2009 at 10:06 am
I would like to think they are gearing up for a new release this fall….It would make sense as most bands release a new CD then tour to support it.
September 24th, 2009 at 10:20 am
I can see Rod saying this a lot….”Ding, fries are done”!
September 24th, 2009 at 10:23 am
I mostly agree with Fab - same old licks, boring tone, nothing great anymore. Unfortunate but true. And all the “Ed looked and sounded great!” comments? By what standard did he look and sound great? Do you really think there is going to be great new music? For years I had my hopes up, but no more. Ed is guitar hero but no longer relevant.
September 24th, 2009 at 10:24 am
I could be wrong, but I don’t think “Two burritos and a root beer float” was the name of the song. It was the reason he was in the bathroom.
I’d like to see new music from VH too, but it’s nice to see him just having fun with his celebrity, which was all this was. Don’t read too much into it.
RA 8 1 2: That’s a hardtail guitar. No tremolo. But it does have a drop D tuner.
September 24th, 2009 at 11:35 am
RA 8 1 2, its his new bridge called the drop to hell tailpiece, i have no idea why its so far away from the pickups, but then again, nobody knows what the hell this thing is apart from its gonna be able to tune the guitar different with the flick of a lever or something along those lines
September 24th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
SCAR LIVES ON!!!!
September 24th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
I just listen to new Kiss material: good for Kiss’ fans; Hope one day I’ll be happy like them!
September 24th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
SCAR is out on bail again! I know your love life did not suffer at all while you were in the “hole” dude. Neither did your girlfriends thanks to half of NYC!
September 24th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
UH-OH,
Sounds like someones pickin`a fight with SCAR.
Here come the Fireworks!!!
September 24th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
It’s good to be a fan of VH and post your comments and all, but SCAR is a very bored individual… he has many posts which obviously point to an individual with no life.
September 24th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
rickievanwhalen threw a jab….SCAR, block it and counter with a combo!
September 24th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Fab, I totally hear ya. I would love Eddie to put out some really innovative material like the b-side of 1984. I dont see it happening. Eddie really has nothing else to prove and is in a different state of mind. I hope I am wrong but if and when they put out new material it will probably sound like the 2 tunes they put out with Dave on the “Greatest Hits volume 1″ album. Highly produced etc.
As far as the 2 1/2 men clip he did a good job. His timing and delivery was pretty damn good for someone who does not act. I just hope they will put out some new material soon. One cannot help to think something is coming, Sitcom apperance, guitar hero…..Chickenfoot lighting a match under VH ass.
What I wish most is a live album from the DLR years!
September 24th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
VAN FAN…Bridge didn’t make any sense at all. Funny? I didn’t catch anything too funny, and I have TWO funny bones man. Sorry I missed some brilliance apparently. I guess we can agree on the fact that smoking is the culprit, and you know what? I cringe when I see Ed mugging for the camera while exhaling or whatever because it’s like watching someone killing themselves…very ugly and hard to watch.
Oh well…
SCAR…we missed ya baby…you add something to these proceedings brother…good to see you back in these parts!
Cheers,
Pete
P.S. SKUTCH…we need some “Skutch-isms”…lay something on us baby!
September 24th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
bahahaha sammyvanroth
September 24th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
“Bald Bull enters the ring.”
“Body blow! Body blow!”
September 24th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
Hey RickieVanWiener, thanks to your old lady’s visits, I didn’t suffer a bit!! I thought you said she was a spitter!!!! I guess she got tired of riding around town on the city bus with you!! You cheap putz, you could of at least paid for her bus transfers!!! Dude you’re so Rock N Roll!!! Yo Adrian, I’m still laughing at you!!!! Next please!!!!
September 24th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
SCAR… you crossed the line dude.
You are not cool in my books no more.
September 24th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
I mean… there’s some dumb asses on this site, but you’ve not only lowered yourself to their level… you’ve dug a couple of feet under.
Used to be cool, but now it’s like that stupid kid from school days at the back of the bus who just wouldn’t shut up.
It’s sad really…
September 24th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
Oh my goodness, did I cross the line??? Oh dear me, what has nasty ol SCAR done now!! Please, please, don’t kick me out of your books of cool Vanicionado!!! Jeepers, will I ever recover after this tragic event?? I guess there is only one thing left to do, get my buzz on and crank up some Pat Travers!!!! Snorting whiskey……..
September 24th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
I can’t believe I’ve wasted time following this–this is just as useless as waiting for new VH music. I know some of you sure feel really big in your little world, but I’m outta here. Yeesh.
September 24th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
scar, counters with a right-left combo. rickievanwhalen is stunned. what will rickie counter with?…..to be continue!
September 24th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
WARNING! COMMENTS FROM SCAR MAY CONTAIN FOUL, RUDE AND DISGUSTING CONTENT AND THEY WILL CERTAINLY OFFEND ALL HATERS, AND THE WEAK/NARROW MINDED!! IF YOU DECIDE TO ENGAGE SCAR IN YOUR POSTED COMMENTS, THEN YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO DO SO AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!! TRYING TO REASON WITH SCAR IS A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME!!! HAVE A PLEASANT EVENING AND FOR THOSE WHO CAN NOT HANDLE SCAR’S COMMENT’S, IGNORE THEM OR DEAL WITH THEM!!!! THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SCAR!!!
September 25th, 2009 at 2:19 am
This blog is about EVH and Charlie Sheen, too.
http://www.infowars.com/twenty-minutes-with-the-president/
September 25th, 2009 at 3:53 am
EVERYONE HERE NEEDS TO GET A LIFE!!!!! EDDIE VAN HALEN DOES NOT CARE WHAT YOU THINK…HE GETS SOME EVERY NIGHT!!!
September 25th, 2009 at 5:54 am
Bahaha Ryann…so true. Nonetheless…you gys are too much haha. Scar wins. Hands down.
September 25th, 2009 at 7:00 am
Vaniociado and Rob, the hilarity of the comments section is why we come back. Don’t take any of this junk seriously. We ain’t comin’ for the CF and bands covering VH songs “news”. YOINKS!!!
September 25th, 2009 at 7:14 am
This is great!!!This is what Rock and Roll is about…..Raunchy , provocative and Funny….and sure to piss off the Up-Tight!…..
September 25th, 2009 at 7:29 am
scar tells it like it is
September 25th, 2009 at 8:32 am
Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, you should quit hanging around EVH’s bedroom window putz!!! It sounds to me that you are either a stalker or the mad peeper!!! I guess with a name like Ryan it’s expected!!! Later creep!!!!
September 25th, 2009 at 9:21 am
Sorry Skutch, but SCAR is not funny anymore…
It’s like a six year old at a park running around swearing his head off.
The collective I.Q. of the whole site has just dropped a few pegs.
September 25th, 2009 at 10:11 am
I mean… there’s some dumb asses on this site, but you’ve not only lowered yourself to their level… you’ve dug a couple of feet under.
Used to be cool, but now it’s like that stupid kid from school days at the back of the bus who just wouldn’t shut up.
It’s sad really…
September 25th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Given that there is no real news from the VH camp…
I find SCAR a pretty entertaining diversion
September 25th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Skutch & Van Fan- thanks for gettin’ my back from Pete a few days ago. You guys rock. Haven’t been on since then. Pete, I’m well aware that the tongue is a necessary speech muscle. Ed wasn’t slurrin’ his woids from a clipped tongue, in fact, I understood him just fine, but make no mistake, the reason he talks like a 73 year old diner waitress from anytown America is because his WIND PIPE is fucked up from all of the smokes my “uninformed” friend. Shit, I bet Ed would tell you the same.
September 25th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
yeh rickie he is a pretty entertaining perversion.i think it’s fun as hell ruffling his cf feathers.
September 25th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Anybody here got some free time I HIGHly recommend checkin`- out “youtube”!!-Just found=VH=LasVEGAS GIG`08
GREAT QUALITY!!Bitchload of classic tunes!
I saw 3 shows of this tour
Mindblowing!!
A decent sized screen&soundsystem+FAVintoxicants helps.lol
HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!
September 25th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
For those of you who can`t wait for a DVD of the last tour,
This is the best footage you`ll find for now.
Don`t you Trust Me?
ME WISE MAGIC
September 25th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
dlr: You are an EVH basher! And also to most of you assholes who come here to bash the man who remade ROCK and ROLL guitar, just shouldn’t come if ever again, if all you are going to do is bash the greatest guitarist who ever lived. I think the the little diddy Eddie played the other night is brand spanking new. It sounds nothing like what he played at Les Paul Tribute in 1988. Everybody listen for you selves. Van Halen- Les Paul Tribute show 1988 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO3R-UDa54o&NR=1. FUCKEN LOOSERS!!!
September 25th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Given that there is no real news from the VH camp…
I find Ryan, oops, I mean RickieVanWiener, to be a total waste of my time right now, because it’s the weekend and it’s time to PARTY!!!! Get your buzz on folks, I have!!!! “Got this feeling gonna drive that girl insane………INSANITY”!!!!! Here, take a hit of this…..
September 25th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
Sorry Skutch, but SCAR is not funny anymore…
It’s like a six year old at a park running around swearing his head off.
The collective I.Q. of the whole site has just dropped a few pegs.
September 25th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
looks like his fingers r workin well- up to par again!
September 25th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
Good to see him out there..
September 25th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
Full Bug - The one thing I did notice is that he looks more like Eric Clapton now. Throw some glasses and a beard on him… probably sings like Dillon.
But he’ll always have his chops.
His Dad lost a finger and fired up ‘Big Bad Bill’.
Ed could lose fingers and still light the place on fire.
It’s in the Van Halen blood.
September 26th, 2009 at 2:50 am
Vanicionado, yep, that’s about right.
September 26th, 2009 at 3:42 am
I think the song “Year to the Day” is the best Van Halen song ever!!!!
I just can’t wait for Van Halen to release the other finished album with Gary!!! I Heart Gary!!!!!!
September 26th, 2009 at 6:19 am
His rants are more entertaining than any other post on this thread.
Come on, Erico said his tone on that little riff was great brown sound. Talk about a drop in IQ.
September 26th, 2009 at 10:14 am
Sounds like Vanicionado is still all upset and is as confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market!!! Wipe away those boo hoo tears little dude!! As for Karl, I see a thought has crossed your mind, must have been a long journey!!!! You two Gomers need to sit down, relax and give your puny minds some rest, after all it is the weekend!!!! As for you RickieVanWiener, I’d like to leave you with one thought - but I’m not sure you have anywhere to put it!!! It’s been a pleasure annoying you putz’s and feel free to let ol SCAR know if I can annoy you some more!!! Cheer up it’s a PARTY WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 26th, 2009 at 10:43 am
Well you’re nothing if not predictable, SCAR. It was a sure bet you’d pop up an confirm Vanicionado assessment of your juvenile contribution to this board. Here’s the news: You’re not anywhere near as clever or funny as you think you are. Guess you’ve never heard the one that goes: Better that people think you’re an idiot than to open your mouth and remove any remaining doubt.
The hole you’re digging can only get deeper from here.
September 26th, 2009 at 10:57 am
As confused as a lesbian at a fish market…that would make for a very funny sketch.
September 26th, 2009 at 11:03 am
Note to Karl, It seems nasty ol SCAR screwed up, I thought you were agreeing on another comment from Vanicionado, but what the hell, go ahead and rip away on good ol SCAR anyways and give it your best shot, who knows I might find something entertaining out of it. Hey Gary 4 life, are you sure you’re not really J5149.5??? You post like it!!!
September 26th, 2009 at 11:25 am
Scar did you ever see Dave with VH, this past tour does not count.
September 26th, 2009 at 11:44 am
Nah-nah nah-boo-boo SCAR…
(That’s about your level)
September 26th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
jeez, what alot of Sh!T TALKING going on.
September 26th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
As there isn’t really any new Van Halen News , if it wasn’t for the shit talking there would be NO VAN HALEN NEWS DESK…..Morons…This site relies on US to make money off advertising…Go Scar…..Vanicianado you are entitled to your opinion but it just sounds like your trying WAY to hard to make yourself sound superior to everyone else…Ill bet you have your smoking jacket on , Right professor Grown-up ??
September 26th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
When some people talk all they hear is the sweet sound of their own voice.
September 26th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Let’s get serious for a moment, people! I also love Kiss, but I ever considered them in a sort of second level compare to Van Halen….until yesterday; I listen at some outtakes from Sonic Boom: great r’N'r in perfect Kiss style, pure energy, Simmons and Stanley full of inspiraction, Thayer plays good solos, Singer ok! C’mon Ed, what are you waiting for???????
September 26th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
“When some people talk all they hear is the sweet sound of their own voice.” You mean , as opposed to the bitter sound of yours ?
September 26th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
bosox, first show was Feb 1978,(totally mind blowing) it was their last show at the Whiskey and I’ve been hooked ever since!!! Seen them on both the west coast (Long Beach born and raised) and the east coast (now just a typical NYC trouble maker)!!!!
September 26th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
LAME!!!! Ed is so done. Who even cares?
September 27th, 2009 at 7:32 am
Scar needs to be banned from posting comments here.Don’t you realize how big of a looser you are? This is the only source of entertainment for you.Your on here all the time. Don’t you have a life? I bet your face looks like a pepperoni pizza,and your probably a fat fucking slob. For those idiots out there who think this guy is funny, you guys are just as sad as him.fucking morons!
September 27th, 2009 at 8:07 am
Wow that was pretty lame. They shouldve kept there longer. Definatley a different idea. C’mon wit it!!!!
September 27th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
I know what you’re thinkin’
What you’re thinkin’ is easy to see
I know what you’re dreamin’
I have those same dreams
Wow!
Reach up to the feet of God
Lookin’ for a sign
It was right here all the time, time, time, time!
I am you and you are me
(Do you believe?)
Don’t ya trust me?
Me Wise Magic
Ow, baby hold on
(If you could see)
Through my eyes
Me Wise Magic
Ow, hold on
I feel you breathin’
Don’t you trust me (trust me)
I feel you agreein’
I know what you need
Wow!
Don’t you lie
Just you listen thru me
My words at best to you
A fortune coo-coo-coo-kie
(Who are you and where are we?)
(Do you believe?)
Ow! Don’t ya trust me?
Me Wise Magic
Yeah, yeah ow ow!
(If you could see)
Straight through my eyes
Me Wise Magic
A little Zen
headed your way
You’ll get it
halfway down the interstate
Four days from now
It all goes clear
A Buddhist riff
for your inner ear
(Guitar Solo)
(Do you believe?)
Ow! Don’t ya trust me?
Me Wise Magic
Yeah yeah! Oh yeah! Whoa!
(If you could see)
Straight through my eyes
Me Wise Magic
Whoa-oh-oh!
(Do you believe?)
Tell me you believe
Do you believe?
Whoa, yeah!
(If you could see)
Me Wise Magic
(Do you believe?)
Me Wise Magic
(If you could see)
Me Wise Magic
September 27th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
Nice rawkdude!!
Very nice!
September 27th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
There’s a nice VH spot on Family Guy. Stewie and Brian find a hot version of Meg in an alternate universe…cue up ‘Drop Dead Legs’. Wish I could get my hands on the clip.
September 28th, 2009 at 12:26 am
man even if they added the best of tunes to the live line up next year it would liven things up a bit!!
September 28th, 2009 at 8:08 am
BRIDGE…I completely agree about the smoking thing with Ed. I cringe whenever I see him with a smoke. It baffles me that after all he’s been through he’s still smoking, but I guess that’s addiction. The sad part is that Ed thinks the cancer was caused by his guitar picks picking up electro-magnetic waves from his studio. How can you reason with that?
September 28th, 2009 at 8:59 am
pushtoshove… There’s funny… and there’s toilet humour. Lately SCAR’s blatherings have been no better that the scungy toilet ring.
Sometimes, I agree, he is right on the mark… but other times… come on.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to polish my monicle.
September 28th, 2009 at 9:19 am
The sad part is that Ed thinks the cancer was caused by his guitar picks picking up electro-magnetic waves from his studio. How can you reason with that?
Pete - perhaps it was the pick of destiny. All jokes aside it disturbs me too to see EVH still smoking.
September 28th, 2009 at 9:37 am
Hey blake…wait a minute, Vanicionado, dude, you got my order wrong, I only wanted a bag of oranges not these damn bananas!!!! If you can’t get it together I’ll buy oranges from another street vendor!!!! Back to blake, wow, such big words from such a puny putz!!!! I’m completely satisfied knowing that I annoy you so much!!! In your defense, you seem extremely weak minded and by the way you whined in your last post you probably could use a man pad too!!!!! I love the fact, either at home or at my bar I can sit back and annoy Gomer’s like you when I feel like it!!! You just sound bitter because you have a dull life, a crappy job and you still drive the Geo Metro your parents bought you!!!! I’ll tell you what, I’ll help spice up your life, the next time a hang around or prospect ticks me off, I’ll send them your way to help you get laid!!!!! No need to thank me!!!!
September 28th, 2009 at 9:51 am
???
WTF?
September 28th, 2009 at 10:54 am
Karl, ol SCAR had that one coming, but that was kind of weak!!!! You should of got me with this, “He is cruelly depriving a village somewhere of an idiot” or something along that line. Please try harder next time you insult nasty ol SCAR, make it really count!!!
Vanicionado, it’s not rocket science putz, figure it out!!! Dude, I guess what you lack in intelligence you make up for in stupidity!!!! Have a wonderful day!!!!!
September 28th, 2009 at 11:25 am
Moderator, seriously, isn’t this site spiraling out of control. Wasn’t the purpose of this site for Van Halen fans to catch up on news and comment on the band and not be a place for idiots that have no life insult each other.
September 28th, 2009 at 11:33 am
You got me again SCAR…
The hits just keep coming!
September 28th, 2009 at 11:46 am
hahahahahaha i love this sh@! talking!
September 28th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Scar & company, why don’t you meet on fuckin’ Facebook?
September 28th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Well Vanicionado, I can’t believe you’re that clueless!!! The way to shut nasty ol SCAR up is to not take the bait and ignore me!!!!! If not, I’ll be more than happy to annoy you as MUCH as you like!!!! Either way, I could care less!!!! “Another dream goes up in smoke… so I fire me up another toke”!!! Don’t you just hate nasty ol SCAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 28th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
It’s obvious from your last few posts, SCAR, that you know you’re making yourself look like a sad prick but your pride just won’t let you stop. Keep digging, there’s still two people on here who think you’re funny.
September 28th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
I wonder what a shrink would say about someone who constantly refers to themself in the third person?
September 28th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Right on, RVW!
September 28th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
I do like the “High Hopes” quote though SCAR!
September 28th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Ahem! Back to the video clip, they didn’t need the canned applause when he came outof the bathroom because you can’t understand that haggard voice anymore. He should have played something a little clearer sounding because it didn’t sound all that great ,you have to agree with that.
We’ll see.
September 28th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Karl, you are very very wrong!!! I’m not a sad prick, I’m a happily stoned prick !!!! Karl, you, RickieVanWiener, Vanciciando, blake and I’m sure many others, are going to have to duke it out to see who becomes the president of the I HATE SCAR CLUB!!! Now, no slapping like a bunch of sissies like you clowns usually do, for once in your pathetic lives fight like men!!!!! Good luck, be strong and make me proud!!!!! Golly this is so exciting!!!!!! P.S. I banged a court ordered shrink once, she was hot!!!!!!!!!!!
September 28th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
ed rules.
September 28th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
thank god for the shit talking. its been 6 days since the last vhnd update!
September 28th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
Seriously, 203 comments over this?
September 28th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
I’ll check back in a week……
September 29th, 2009 at 4:34 am
Vanicionado, don’t bother. It’s like throwing rocks at a retard. He’s too stupid to realise he should stop trying to catch ‘em.
September 29th, 2009 at 4:44 am
SCAR & VAN…you’re both pretty cool, so let’s change the channel brothers…
September 29th, 2009 at 7:53 am
I saw this, was psyched to see it, and knew it was supposedly a favor to Charlie Sheen, but was disappointed in the end result. While Ed looks good and his guitar playing is still there I had to replay it four times just to understand what he was even saying. For someone thats been locked in his studio for so many years, you’d think he has enough material to record until he’s dead. Where is it?
September 29th, 2009 at 11:21 am
3 ways to tell you’re a washed up writer for a lousy sitcom:
You write cameos for your childhood heros
You think poop jokes are hilarious
You’re a script writer for a sitcom
I suppose we should be grateful Ed wasn’t asked to turn to the camera, shrug and say “it’s a living” over a swell of previously recorded audience laughter.
Shoot me.
September 29th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Now that was pure entertainment!!! Can’t wait for the next update, can you????? LOL LOL LOL!!!!!
September 29th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
anyone heard from alex?
September 29th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Agreed Pete
October 1st, 2009 at 5:27 am
man, wish cell phones and you-tube were around in Ed’s prime!