VAN HALEN NEWS DESK

Chickenfoot – 12 Days of the Foot: Day 3 (Sexy Little Thing)

Day 3 of the new serial “12 Days of the Foot” featuring Joe, Chad, Mike, Sammy sharing some insight on each track on the new album. In this episode: Sexy Little Thing.

  • Vanicionado

    “Sammy’s lyrics are garbage…
    They have no meaning…
    And Joe is not as good as Eddie and never will.
    Who does Chad think he is?
    And Mike… Pah..
    This ain’t Van Halen news…
    Blah blah blah…”

    OKAY…

    There, we get it already all you Foot haters.

    We get it.

    So, no need to state anything above…

    We get it.

  • SCAR

    Love Love Love sexy little thing……….

  • Top Jimmy

    um, yeah but… “now my little friend is coming out to play”???

    c’mon you have to admit that’s pretty bad…. I dig the song though, bad lyrics or not.

  • Bort

    What would your lyrics have been Top Jimmy? I loved all of your hits dating back to the 70′s. Your Dr. says you need to take a laxative.

  • VHJAMES68

    Is this almost over???….please make it stop…Can’t VHND have 12 days of Wolfie’s graduation…..hell that’s news about VH, not this shit!

  • Vanicionado

    VHJAMES68… see the top post.

  • stew

    I’m trying to like it !!! I Just can’t!!Its Van Hagar all over again.

  • Adam

    The Foot is sounding really good!

  • Top Jimmy

    i can’t say for certain what the lyrics “should have been” Bort, but i’m going to go out on a limb and suggest that anything other than sammy’s 62 year old weenis “coming out to play” would have been a good idea.

    i still like the song, for the record. i’m down with the ‘foot. 62 year old winky lyrics and all.

  • jano2412

    i never written anything on vhnd before but enough is enough!
    Chicken foot won’t be the next greatest rock’n roll band band ever!
    come on guys get a clue, the next Led Zep? please Sam give me a breack!
    LOVE CVH!!!!!!
    DAVE IS THE MAN!

  • iwannaberr

    Bort, you nailed it. I have been thinking the same thing. Everybody bashes Sammy’s lyrics. You haters try writing lyrics! Listen to some of Dave’s lyrics?? Everyone slams Amsterdam, what about Panama? I was listening to Women and Children First the other day and I was reminded what I don’t like about Dave’s singing – the goofy wimpering screams!

    So far, I like Avenida and this one!! Soap on a rope, yes, title and lyrics aren’t the best. Still rocks though.

  • Erick

    Iwannaberr: Comparing Panama – Amsterdam is like comparing the mighty Van Halen – Chickenfoot.

  • Scottso

    These guys are having FUN!!! The music is cool and you can tell that they really like each other. Band chemistry is important… something VH may or may not have anymore… that is, if Van Halen still exists…

  • pete

    actually Jano2412,Eddie is the man.

  • VHJAMES68

    Vanicionado or whatever the hell call yourself, I saw your sarcastic post and if you want to have an orgasm every time sammy or mike giggle or shit, go to the chickenfoot fan website. I am sure they have group circle jerks every hour on the five. Enough is enough and for the record I don’t hate any of the members of ChickenFoot, hell I don’t know any and I have only met Sammy and Mike twice. My problem is with all of the Foot fans like yourself acting like this is the 2nd coming of christ or worse LED Zeppelin and trying to SHOVE chicken down our throats. Enough already we get it you’re in love with Chickenfoot and you will say do or write anything to defend them.

    If you want to watch the 12 days of ChickenShit then go to their website and sqwak away. I think it’s time to hear about Wolfy’s graduation and Eddie’s wedding in a couple of weeks. Now that’s VH News!

    And for the record no matter how much you hope and pray Sammy and Mike will not be back in Van Halen. and I know that is why you hate us VH Fans and Eddie and how he is oh so mean to them. Boo Hoo Hoo.

    Enough with the FOOT! It’s startin to stink!

  • Top Jimmy

    lyrics are dumb, i’m just sayin’

  • pete

    im not sure what there is to report about a graduation or a wedding.i really dont know why liking chickenfoot means hating van halen in some peoples minds but i do hope this lights a fire in edward and you really dont have to choose between the 2.

  • Vanicionado

    Second coming of Christ?

    WTF?

    Never said anything like that VHJAMES68…

    Just tired of angry guys like you who can’t let things be.

    Said it before… I’m DYING for a new Van Halen record, so much in fact, that I’ve even been going over VHIII many times on the iPod.

    Never said anything that I hated Eddie either.

    Don’t know what you’re reading fella.

    Your comments are as original as your on-line handle.

    Peace.

  • Travis Bruce

    For the record, when I was a child I acted like a child but when I became an adult I put childish things away. Sammy Hagar in Chicken Foot is as childish as they come. Back when he was the Red Rocker, ok. Montrose, alright. I did not like him in Van Halen but he was tolerable. Now he is just pathetic. It’s too bad because Chicken Foot the band is great. Chicken Foot the singer sucks!

  • VHJAMES68

    Vanicionado…and the sqwak continues!!!…Angry???? I don’t have an angry bone in my body. Aren’t you the one that led this all off with your sarcastic hate filled post? I think so!

    Can’t let things be??? You and your dillusional friends are the ones that can’t let things be!

    Since 1996 I have been prefectly fine with Sammy not in the band and since 2006 the same for Mikey! How are you, honestly, with that?

    And my online handle has 3 things involved that are very close to me so I understand it…hell not even you knows what yours means.

    Good Luck with your love affair pal!

  • Vanicionado

    Afficionado – enthusiast: somebody who is enthusiastic and knowledgeable about something

    Get it?

    (Okay… now beat me over the head about how knowledgeable I am)

  • Vanicionado

    (PS – I think VHFAN and VANFAN were already taken)

  • pushtoshove

    I love this site.

  • ROB5150

    I’M A VAN HALEN FAN FROM THEIR DEBUT ALBUM, I THINK THAT THEY REACH THE TOP IN 91-93, WITH SAM,(I SAW THEM IN MILAN,ITALY 4-2-93).
    I’M NOT HAPPY THAT MIKE IS OUT OF THE BAND, BUT LIFE GOES ON.
    I LIKE SAMMY WHEN HE WAS IN VAN HALEN, I DON’T CARE ABOUT HIS SOLO CAREER, THE SAME FOR DAVE.HONESTLY GARY-ERA WASN’T GOOD.I HAVE A PAIR OF JOE SATRIANI CDS (SURFING WITH THE ALIEN AND THE EXTREMIST, TWO GREAT INSTRUMENTAL ALBUMS).
    I’M SORRY BUT CHIKENFOOT SONGS I’VE HEARD ARE SO BORING, NOTHING COMPARE TO THE MUSIC THAT SAM AND MIKE (WITH THE BROTHERS) AND JOE GAVE US IN THE PAST.THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO ROCK AGAIN BUT PLEASE DON’T TELL US THINGS LIKE ‘THE NEXT ZEP’, AT THIS POINT IS BETTER THE SILENCE OF ED AND AL.

  • Gonzalo

    Some of you guys can’t be more childish… How Sad. Enjoy the music and stop it please…

  • FAMAC

    Since this is the Van Halen News Desk, I think there should be a maximum of 3 Chickenfoot entries at a time.

    Make a Chickenfart site for cryin’ out loud!

  • Karl

    When a mate of yours breaks up with a girlfriend do you automatically hate the ex, just because she’s the ex, even if she’s hot?

  • iwannaberr

    Panama ha ha ha whoa oh Panama!

    I rest my case.

  • ace5150

    I like this song. So far this album is the best thing to come down the pipe that classic guitar rock has seen in a long time.

    To all the haters out there:

    Your negativity and misery only make you look childish.

    Ed would be proud.

    It’s 2009 not 1985. Get over it!!!

  • pete

    if van halen would do something then there would be some VH news.

  • Kayser Sozay

    I’m liking these little clips giving insight into the songs but I’m wishing they put them all out at once rather than every day for 12 days. Because the same guys bashing Chickenfoot are posting the exact same shit every single day. You wanna talk about CF music being stale and boring, try reading your daily posts. Frankly, I’m not sure why you guys are complaining about the CF news on a VH site – it gives you guys something to do. I especially like the post above by VHJames62 complaining about having CF shoved down his throat. Curious what kind of gun is being held to your head to make you read these CF stories and comments.

  • Vancionado

    I wonder if Sammy regrets that ‘Led Zepplin’ comment.

    Sure comes up alot around here.

    Least he didn’t say ‘David Lee Roth-era Van Halen’, or some of the cats on here would be burning down his house!

    June 5th… oh my stars… feels like Christmas!!

  • ptsmmrs

    i have to wonder if this was dave roth starting up with a new band or just going back to being solo and there was this much news on here would you still be as much against it?

  • Vancionado

    ptsmmrs… Well, let’s see “Solo Dave” isn’t technicially Van Halen news. So by their logic, the CF Haters would not like it either.

    They’d probably yell, kick and scream to travel back in time and go to slawterhouse.com, or something like that.

    I think to them, no news… is good news.

  • DANNY BOY

    Satriani seems like the most genuine guy in these clips, doesn’t put on the “act”, like MA’s fart on his phone-rolled up short sleeve shirt ,it’s stupid shit-
    Sooner or later Chad will reunite with the Chili Peppers who at anytime could go out and be a huge fucking draw..I dont even like them, but they could sell out a tour. Someone gave me most of the Chickenfoot songs in completion and they are not bad..I think that Get It Up so far is the one.
    Van Halen??? Earth to Van Halen?? Come in Van Halen…..

  • VHJAMES68

    Kayser Sozay,

    Obviously you did not read my post very well…VHND is a Van Halen news desk first and foremost. So I come here to get VH News…and the last time I checked none of these guys are in VH. Secondly, I explained in detail that I get tired of people such as Vanitchydildo, telling everyone that you can not have a negative view of CF and if you do you are a hater.

    As I said before if you want to celebrate and orgasm over this middle of the road offering then go to the fan website, but do not try to take over here. I have been a true VH fan far to long to let that happen!

  • Vancionado

    Oh… It’s an invasion then.

    We come for your Women & Children First vhLAMES68…

    (See how I changed your name there. You see? Just like you made fun of my handle. You see, how I changed the “J” to “L”. You see how funny that is? Ohh..ohh.. gonna spurt!)

  • Vancionado

    Oh… and your Mom’s fat.

    And my dad can beat up your dad, too…

  • pushtoshove

    Thats a fucking good song!

  • pushtoshove

    Or good for fucking.

  • HotRats

    “Comparing Panama – Amsterdam is like comparing the mighty Van Halen – Chickenfoot.”

    Give me a freaking break. I love Roth Halen like the rest of you guys but Dave’s lyrics are just as inane.

    I mean Romeo Delight god those lyrics are cringe worthy. But guess what? The song kicks ass regardless. Im not looking for the next Dylan or Tom Waits when im listening to rock and roll.

    I’m looking for something that makes me want to bang my head and shake my ass. Does the song accomplish that? If it does, then who f—-g cares?

    Most rock bands write terrible lyrics, but its the musicianship which elevates it. Do I wish Robert Plant or Paul Rodgers wrote like Bob Dylan or Gene Clark? Yes, but that never is going to happen. Their music still rocks though.

    As far as this being a VH News Site. Sorry but Dave & Co havent done anything of note since the tour ended. If the site just covered that then it would probably close down. Due to the massive period of inactivity. So be thankful there is chickenfoot news on the site. Keeping the traffic up and giving you guys with mid-life crises a reason to bitch.

  • mjc

    i’d

    it’s ashamed that dave,ed,and al refuse to communicate with the fans on a more human level.Glad to see the cf guys will.

  • VHJAMES68

    vanitchydildo is a ChickenFootLOVER!! I have, based on his last childish posts, exploited him to the core…please do not respond anymore, it just makes you look pitiful!!…SORRY BRO!

  • Kayser Sozay

    VHJames68 – I understood your post just fine. And I’m not critial of you giving your opinion about Chickenfoot’s music. I’m critical of you bitching about Chickenfoot news being posted on this site. My point is nobody is making you read the stories that you don’t want to be here, least of all Chickenfoot or Hagar fans.

    Also, note the title heading of this site. It says “Van Halen News Desk, The Net’s Best Source for Van Halen, David Lee Roth, Sammy Hagar and Chickenfoot News.” That being the case, I suggest you just glance at the headline and if it says “Van Halen this” or “David Lee Roth that” then go ahead and read it.

    Otherwise, if your big girl panties are going to get in a twist about Hagar or Chickenfoot news, don’t read the stories where those names appear in the headline. Or go ahead and read it but don’t bitch about the story and the comments being shoved down your throat.

    Better yet, go start your own website that posts only news about Van Halen or DLR. You’d be in complete control of the content and – let’s face it – it shouldn’t take up too much of your time.

  • Jeremy

    Kayser Sozay!!!!!!

    You are the fuckin man hands down! We need to party bro! I’ve been saying the same thing since day 1 with all of this.

    If you pricks don’t like Chickenfoot, STAY OFF THESE ARTICLES!

    It’s not rocket science or brain surgery. If it shows Chickenfoot, scroll down and find some Van Halen news!

    Oh yeah there is none and there won’t be!

    One other thing here about writing lyrics? Most of you bashers like i’ve said before, write me 4 #1 albums Sammy did with Van Halen that ALL OF YOU WERE JAMMING when they came out!

    Most of Van Halen’s albums with Roth had cover tunes to fill them. Some say those 6 albums were masterpieces. I guess using other people’s songs to put yourself on the map was okay for Van Halen huh guys? Chickenfoot doesn’t do it and Sammy didn’t do it with Van Halen??????

    So keep dropping these great clips everyday and stay off these articles if you don’t like good rock n roll!

  • Michael

    This site has turned into a room for people to argue and moan. What happened to everyone just enjoying talented, successful, multi-award winning artists and just jammin’ to their music? If you don’t enjoy the music, go to another site. It’s not that hard folks.

  • Vanicionado

    Good point Michael…

    Now where’s a hammer to drive that point home.

    Sigh.

  • Rich

    If people think there should be a site for Chickenfoot news, why can’t there be a site solely for Van Halen news? This IS the Van Halen news desk, but the last thing we heard about Eddie Van Halen was that he was voted number 1 in a guitar magazine poll. Holy shit, amazing news.

    If you made a site just for VH news, it would be in serious decline. THERE IS NO NEWS!