From The Onion - America's Finest News Source LOS ANGELES—According to local authorities, Jamie, 17, is crying, reportedly over a post-coital rejection by rock star David Lee Roth. "Although Jamie would feel better if she wrote David a letter, she is crying," said former Van Halen manager Eddie Arnesen. Though sources say Jamie has been in love before, and that she knows … [Read more...]
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Assorted Cheese Contains Elements of "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" From Adage.com Photo: Lisa Fain We've covered rock-branded eats before, but this one may be the tastiest ... critical commentary? Recently, our editor's assistant Matt Kinsey purchased a container of assorted cheese cubes at the Westside Market in Chelsea, but he was a little worried about … [Read more...]