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Van Halen – Hot or Not?

by VHND — updated January 28, 2010 74 Comments

File this under “Humor” (Or Attempted Humor, at least):

A bloodthirsty roasted turkey, Turk, and mild-mannered midwestern man, Jim, comprise an unlikely duo. Episode 5 – Van Halen.

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