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Glee cast covers Van Halen’s “Jump”

Thursday, 3 December 2009

The cast of Glee covers the Van Halen classic, “Jump”


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75 Responses to “Glee cast covers Van Halen’s “Jump””

  1. bosox says:

    OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  2. Dooley says:

    I’ve always thought that network prime-time was a vast wasteland (except for sports telecasts, Simpsons, Family Guy, The Office, …that’s about it). This confirms it.

  3. jmd says:

    I think I just puked in my mouth a little…

  4. K. Reyoch says:

    Cringe.So it is possible to fecalize classic material.

  5. mad anthony says:

    GLEE-SUS CHRIST!

  6. Dave says:

    I can only think of one hell, and one hell only. It would be this Glee version of Jump and Roth’s Strum’n with the Devil version…..back to back……for eternity.

    Dear “God of New Material”…please grace us with your power to bless the presence of new VH material among us soon…..If it is your will, I can sacrifice Gary Cherone as an offering to appease you…

  7. Floyd Rose says:

    easily the worst cover ever!!! Should be on the Bravo channel

  8. Greg says:

    More captivating VH news.

  9. KTC5150 says:

    OH… My… GOD!!! Vurp!

  10. Dirty Duck says:

    Ugh….

  11. walteR says:

    My wife and I saw it last night.. Cool that the newer generation can appreciate classic VH.. But,,,, the killed a classic…

  12. RA 8 1 2 says:

    This was done a few years ago by some guys at MIT. See link:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4pZLeeI5tk

  13. MGMLV says:

    Is nothing sacred?

  14. andrew says:

    Forget the haters! Sure its a cheezy campy remake of a classic Van Halen song, but lets remember that its being reintroduced to millions of fans on television! Its a cover, ladies and gents…thats all.

  15. WADE says:

    I thought it couldnt get any worse that DLR doing a blue grass version of that. Ok maybe its a tie.

  16. Pete says:

    The solo wasn’t half bad…

  17. Dooby says:

    I thought it was quite a “happy” version…..then i thought again. AHHHHH!!!

  18. Russ says:

    I’d rather crawl through 4 miles of broken glass then be subjected to that again.

  19. Dirty Duck says:

    Good one russ! LOL :)

  20. jmd says:

    @ Andrew… it’s vomit.
    It’s tragic.
    It’s a sin.
    They should be ashamed and so should you.

    And i thought Celine Deion’s version of you shook me all night long was the worst. Looks like we have a new front-runner.

  21. cody says:

    … i was just getting over a cold and then almost fell into a coma when i heard that… people have seriously got nothing better to do than ruin, trash or simple demolish good ol’ classics these days. so many re-dues and so many do overs… will it ever end????

  22. andym says:

    I’m in the majority here and I actually agree with Duck! That was the gayest thing I’ve ever heard from a VH song with the exception of Josephina from III.

    PS – great comment mad anthony!

  23. Karl says:

    That rocked!

  24. R. says:

    I just threw up a little bit.

  25. Rob Newell says:

    Sounds like Alvin and Chipmunk on all of the backing stuff. Being English and now living in Australia I just wondered what all of this ‘ Glee ‘ stuff is as I have never heard of it. Just worth knowing so that I can avoid it as it is obviously appalling. Thanks in advance.

  26. Andrew says:

    I’d rather have root canal work along with being given a Prince Albert piercing by a gay man with salty hands while listening to Kenny G cover Van Halen III than listen to that piece of trash again.

  27. Adrian says:

    very poor cover plus they just replicated the album vocals with lame girly voices totally ruined in my opinion if they were really researching this (im not that much a sammy fan but) the way he adds to that song vocally on live stuff could have been replicated a little bit i give it a d-

  28. SirFrankenberry says:

    Just terrific!
    Keepin my hopes up for the GLEE version of Slayer’s
    “Alter of Sacrifice” too.

  29. John says:

    Sounds like two burritos and a root beer float if you know what I mean!

  30. non-stop talker says:

    You all seem to have an appreciation for only one style of music.

    And I seem to be gay.

    Because I liked it.

  31. RA 8 1 2 says:

    Maybe they will do King Diamonds “No presents for X Mas!”

  32. ikethebird says:

    Different……the solo was pretty close.Is wolfies girl in Glee?

  33. Thorax says:

    It’s like Walt Disney ate Van Halen and crapped this out.

  34. Sven Yohansen says:

    I agree with the dude that said it’s good to hear a new generation appreciate VH. It wasn’t that bad – it’s good to hear new versions. VH is getting appreciated right now with Guitar Hero and Zombie Land and various cameo appearances etc. . . let’s be thankful they’re not forgotten.

  35. lucvan50 says:

    PLease stop the music!

  36. james says:

    From a musical and technical standpoint I didn’t think it was THAT bad. Sure it’s not Van Halen of course. It’s supposed to be different. Some of the singing was actually pretty impressive. The solo although not as good as Eds was pretty damn good.

  37. Rick Pride says:

    I’d rather masterbate with a cheese grater than EVER have to see Van Halen bastardized again. King Diamond No Presents For Christmas. Lmao. I thought I was the only one who knew that. Christmas Time is here again, Satan needs our helping hands. LMAO

  38. Eric says:

    Loved it. VH fans tend to be kinda narrow-minded, unable to listen or appreciate differences, it seems. A shame.

  39. Frankie says:

    Relax…ha just wanted to do that, but yeah. Not diggn this. I like songs with kick-ass guitar. I guess it’s good if you’re into the whole choir or acapella thing or whatever. But seriously, I don’t see how you would like that cover if you are a VH fan. If you do, whatever.

  40. kayser sozay says:

    Now if that doesn’t motivate Ed to get off his ass and put out some new music nothing will. I couldn’t stand the thought of a new generation of people associating that with me.

  41. Vanicionado says:

    Did any of you see that episode of ‘The Simpsons’ a while back and the Superbowl… The game in the show featured “Hooray For Everything.” at half time?

    Need I say more?

  42. Jeff says:

    So THAT’S why I never joined the glee club in high school…

    Actually, if you could cut out the smarmy vocals, it wouldn’t be bad at all. It’s just over-done. Next…

  43. Shylock5150 says:

    The lead male vocal dude sounded like Gary Cherone. Then I threw up on my keyboard, spilled my beer, and sharted in my pants.

  44. bsc says:

    Did anyone notice the girl screaming the ridiculous notes at the end of the keyboard solo and near the very end of the song!! geese. I didnt care for the rest of it but my God at the pipes!!

  45. non-stop talker says:

    I just listened to it a couple more times and I actually like it even more. I may be gay for liking it as much as I do, but I still feel like I want to fuck every chick that’s singing in the group. Kind of reminds me of when I sang in HS choir…and that was 1978 through 1980, when VH I first came out…hahahahahaha

  46. justin says:

    why is everyone on here except for a few so narrow minded to this? its done very well and its still fits the original… plus the singers are amazing! i wouldn’t say it rocks but it was no where near bad…

  47. Popeye says:

    “yucky!”

  48. Brian says:

    Why on earth did you put this on here?

  49. Brian says:

    Half on the Glee staff probably don’t even know who Van Halen is!

  50. Ron says:

    I didn’t think it was as bad as most of you, but I never liked the original either so I suppose that has some bearing on it. I always thought Jump was one of the least VH-ish songs of the Dave era.

  51. bosox says:

    Thats really funny Thorax.

  52. Phil says:

    Um, bleah.

  53. Jungleland2 says:

    That just made me hate music for a few minutes

  54. Bluesbro says:

    Ron says:

    December 4th, 2009 at 8:42 am
    I didn’t think it was as bad as most of you, but I never liked the original either so I suppose that has some bearing on it. I always thought Jump was one of the least VH-ish songs of the Dave era.

    I agree with you Ron. Jump is a terrible song imo too, and its popularity really shows how rock was morphing into pop around that time … at least if you wanted to sell albums.

  55. $Richker says:

    (sidebar) If Eddie is so concerned that putting out a new album won’t produce the numbers(I.E.internet piracy), then let me offer a formula to create the best album of all time. First it must have the Simple rawness, in-your-face attitude of VHI with the technically brilliant insight of FAIR WARNING, the ‘pop’ catchiness of 1984, and the concern that it took to make 5150. As fans of VAN HALEN….. WE’RE STILL HERE!!!!!!!!!

  56. BlueLionProject says:

    This has got to be the lamest thing I have ever heard. Worse then Kid Incorporated!!!!

  57. Kevster says:

    For all you wishers of new music go read the new guitar world magazine article with Ed on the cover. He basically says it’s not worth putting out new songs because all people want to hear is the old stuff.

  58. Darrin says:

    Somebody drop a bomb on Glee. Jump is one of my least favorite VH songs but F Off Glee. They should round up all the people that watch that crap and stick them on a Rosie cruise.

  59. RickieVanWhalen says:

    I hope the scars on my wrists heal

  60. Pete says:

    It’s a compliment when someone covers your song, though some song covers deserve no compliment.

  61. Bocephus says:

    Fantastically good.

  62. Al says:

    No! I can’t listen to the whole thing!

  63. Kyle says:

    OOOhhhh – I just through up in my mouth! …..

  64. MN5150 says:

    Remember when people were bitching about too much Chickenfoot news?

    “What is understood needn’t be discussed.”

  65. wheresdave says:

    I always like when Sammy covered this song, thought Sam did a better job singing this than Dave did.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmfrPrN1L_s

  66. Skutch says:

    @where Dave…. That made me throw up a little too. Sorry.

  67. Dirty Duck says:

    Wheresdave:

    I beg to differ.

    Sam couldnt sing the dave era if he tried.
    “…I got my ASS against the record machine?”
    No thanks. I’ll stick with The orginal…

    TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT STYLES OF SINGING….AND MUSIC MY MAN.

  68. msnider316 says:

    Was a pretty good cover. No it wasn’t the Wailen Halen, but I’ve heard it done worse. C’mon they are just kids for christ sake.

  69. phillster says:

    WheresDave:
    That`s O.K. man,
    You probably like mud too.

  70. phillster says:

    Bocefus:
    Country fan?
    Figured

  71. phillster says:

    4 beers&acoupleahits & it don`t sound tooo bad!lol
    Yeah i`m buzzed but Y`know,it Really IS a GREAT song,
    can`t help but smile by the end of it,
    no matter who does it.
    gonna go watch my bootleg of =VH=`07@MSG
    gotta go
    BottomsUp!

  72. Dirty Duck says:

    GLEE is what television has become. A sad sack of so called talent.

    Give me: Three’s company, All in the family, or The jeffersons anyday over this garbage…

  73. Liz says:

    I think the show itself is pleasantly humorous, but this was a pretty bad choice to make.

  74. EasyStreet says:

    Instead of listening to that again, I think I would rather pleasure myself with a rusty cheese grater!

  75. EasyStreet says:

    Sorry RickPride. Didn’t see your cheese grater comment! How about this? I would rather jump rope using barbed wire! I have listened to friends since high school tell me I was crazy for being such a VH fan because they were pop sellouts. I never have or would agree but soft serve frozen yogurt covers made for prime time TV do not help the cause. Then again, AC/DC, Ozzy, Judas Priest and on and on and on have all been victims of this kind of thing. It is a sign of the times and I’m sure our kids will one day be saying “How can they do that to Linkin Park or Korn or…whatever kids like today? Being old SUCKS!

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