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Grocery Store Serves Biting Commentary on Van Halen

by VHND — updated February 3, 2009 8 Comments

Assorted Cheese Contains Elements of "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" From Adage.com Photo: Lisa Fain We've covered rock-branded eats before, but this one may be the tastiest ... critical commentary? Recently, our editor's assistant Matt Kinsey purchased a container of assorted cheese cubes at the Westside Market in Chelsea, but he was a little worried about … [Read more...]

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