Frank Klepacki wrote a Christmas spoof in the style of AC/DC, Ozzy, Van Halen & Rob Zombie:
Christmas Medley
Fun with David Lee Roth (DLR Soundboard)
Diamond Dave for President!
Jamie Crying
From The Onion – America’s Finest News Source LOS ANGELES—According to local authorities, Jamie, 17, is crying, reportedly over a post-coital rejection by rock star David Lee Roth. “Although Jamie would feel better if she wrote David a letter, she is crying,” said former Van Halen manager Eddie Arnesen. Though sources say Jamie has been [...]
Grocery Store Serves Biting Commentary on Van Halen
Assorted Cheese Contains Elements of “Ain’t Talkin’ ‘Bout Love” From Adage.com Photo: Lisa Fain We’ve covered rock-branded eats before, but this one may be the tastiest … critical commentary? Recently, our editor’s assistant Matt Kinsey purchased a container of assorted cheese cubes at the Westside Market in Chelsea, but he was a little worried about [...]













