VAN HALEN NEWS DESK

Christmas Medley

Frank Klepacki wrote a Christmas spoof in the style of AC/DC, Ozzy, Van Halen & Rob Zombie:

Fun with David Lee Roth (DLR Soundboard)

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Click on the picture for some fun with David Lee Roth.

Diamond Dave for President!

Warning! Watch this ONLY if you’re in the mood for a cheesy spoof! Watch the News 3 Online story here:

Jamie Crying

From The Onion – America’s Finest News Source LOS ANGELES—According to local authorities, Jamie, 17, is crying, reportedly over a post-coital rejection by rock star David Lee Roth. “Although Jamie would feel better if she wrote David a letter, she is crying,” said former Van Halen manager Eddie Arnesen. Though sources say Jamie has been [...]

Yet another DLR impostor?

Et tu, Britney?

Grocery Store Serves Biting Commentary on Van Halen

Assorted Cheese Contains Elements of “Ain’t Talkin’ ‘Bout Love” From Adage.com Photo: Lisa Fain We’ve covered rock-branded eats before, but this one may be the tastiest … critical commentary? Recently, our editor’s assistant Matt Kinsey purchased a container of assorted cheese cubes at the Westside Market in Chelsea, but he was a little worried about [...]