VAN HALEN NEWS DESK

Classic Rock magazine’s Van Halen Buyer’s Guide

With a consummate showman, the guitarist of a generation and some classic tracks, they revolutionized hard rock.
If ever a rock band epitomized the American Dream, it’s Van Halen.

Formed in Pasadena, California in 1974 by four teenage kids from families that had migrated across the Atlantic in the pursuit of a better life, Van Halen were loud, brash, shamelessly ambitious, larger-than-life: classically all-American. And so was their pioneering spirit.

Van Halen revolutionized hard rock music. When the band’s debut album was released in 1978, punk had unsettled rock’s old order; giants such as Zeppelin and Sabbath were on their last legs. But VH had seen the future. “This is the 1980s!” declared singer David Lee Roth, boldly if prematurely. “And this is the new sound – it’s hyper, it’s energy, it’s urgent.”

The key to that new sound was Eddie Van Halen, whose innovative two-handed ‘tapping’ technique made him the most influential guitarist since Jimi Hendrix. But VH wasn’t a one-man show. Eddie’s brother Alex went at his drum kit like a prizefighter. Bassist Michael Anthony underpinned Eddie’s histrionics and provided killer backing vocals that had him rightly described as the band’s “secret weapon”. And then, of course, there was ‘Diamond Dave’, a wisecracking, split-jumping, super-toned blond Adonis, son of second-generation Jewish immigrants, and hard rock’s greatest showman. As Roth stated: “I once heard somebody say to the Van Halens: ‘You guys play the music, the Jew sells it.’ Well, you’re fucking right!”

With Roth as cheerleader, Van Halen were America’s favourite party band, their high-octane turbo-pop songs the soundtrack to the ‘me’ decade. But when Roth left the band in 1985 amid mutual hostility, much of the magic went with him, even if his replacement, Sammy Hagar, was a better singer.
Nevertheless, the new-look ‘Van Hagar’ proved just as successful as the former model, while Roth’s solo career stalled in the 90s.

Hagar lasted 10 years. His successor, former Extreme vocalist Gary Cherone, was out after one album. Hagar returned for a chaotic reunion tour in 2004, and two years later came the announcement that Roth was rejoining the band with, shockingly, Eddie’s 15-year-old son Wolfgang replacing Michael Anthony.

Whatever happens next, Van Halen’s place in the pantheon of classic rock acts is secure. With 56 million albums sold, they are 19th on the list of biggest-selling acts in the US. And at their best (with Roth) Van Halen ruled.

ESSENTIAL: CLASSICS

VAN HALEN
Warner Brothers, 1978

As one of the classic debut albums, this 10-million seller is up there with Zeppelin’s and Sabbath’s and Appetite For Destruction. Van Halen was like a bomb going off. With its short, punchy songs, technical flash, testosterone-charged swagger and sense of daring, it kick-started the 80s two years early. “We were not afraid of defying convention,” said DLR. “Everybody was ascending.”

Eruption was Eddie’s volcanic showpiece. And the orthodox songs were equally explosive, from Runnin’ With The Devil through to frenetic closer On Fire. Classic Rock’s Geoff Barton, then reviewing for Sounds, called the album “senses-shattering”. Van Halen had arrived – with an almighty bang.

1984
Warner Brothers, 1984

The last of the definitive Roth-era albums was also the one that made Van Halen a household name on this side of the Atlantic when its lead single, Jump, hit No.7 on the UK chart. In playing this simple rock song on a keyboard, guitar hero Eddie beat all those airy-fairy synth-pop acts at their own game.

I’ll Wait, the album’s other big pop crossover hit, was also powered by a keyboard riff, but the hard rock crunch of Panama and Hot For Teacher ensured that the band’s hairy fan base wasn’t alienated.

On 1984, Van Halen could do no wrong… But by 1985 Roth was gone, and the band, in whatever guise, would never be as great again.

SUPERIOR: THE ONES THAT HELPED CEMENT THEIR REPUTATION

VAN HALEN II
Warner Brothers, 1979

How do you follow a belter of a debut album? Many have dropped the ball, from Montrose to The Darkness. But Van Halen walked it, banging out their brilliant second album in just six days. It sounds like it, too: fresh, a little loose, fizzing with energy, its air of beer-fuelled spontaneity encapsulated in Roth’s fumbled lyric and giggles on Bottoms Up!

Shrewdly, Van Halen didn’t try to top the fire-power of Van Halen, opting instead for a lighter, more playful vibe, running from the jammed intro to You’re No Good (such chutzpah!) to Roth’s farewell kiss on the closing Beautiful Girls. And in Dance The Night Away they delivered the perfect pop-metal song.

DIVER DOWN
Warner Brothers, 1982

Possibly the laziest album ever made. There are just 18 minutes of original material on Diver Down. But no matter: despite the whiff of contractual obligation, the album is a blast.

Back in the mid-70s, when they were still a bar band named Mammoth, the boys had a repertoire of 300 cover tunes. Diver Down recalls that era with a stinging rendition of The Kinks’ Where Have All The Good Times Gone!, plus covers of Roy Orbison’s (Oh) Pretty Woman, the Tamla Motown classic Dancing In The Street and a jazz number featuring dad Jan Van Halen on clarinet.

The original songs on the album are all great too, especially Secrets, the sweetest thing Van Halen ever recorded.

FAIR WARNING
Warner Brothers, 1981

The cover illustration – details from Canadian artist William Kurelek’s The Maze, portraying scenes of urban madness and violence – was befitting of the most left-field VH album.

Fair Warning is tough, edgy, dark, and in places plain weird. ZZ Top aside, no other mainstream, multi-platinum hard rock band would have dared to record such bizarre tracks as Dirty Movies (a funky porno satire), Sunday Afternoon In The Park (a sinister, new wave-inspired instrumental), and One Foot Out The Door (a punky, half-finished throwaway).
However, the meat of the album lies in two straight-up rock songs: the bruising Mean Street, and Unchained, featuring Eddie’s chunkiest riff.

WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST
Warner Brothers, 1980

Van Halen’s third album included a poster of Roth in classic beefcake pose, photographed by the legendary Helmut Newton. Roth was rock’s leading pin-up boy, but VH hadn’t gone soft. The album is a hard rock tour de force, typified by Tora! Tora!.

And The Cradle Will Rock…, is Roth’s homage to teenage drop-outs. Fools and Everybody Wants Some!! are fluid jams built around crushing riffs. Romeo Delight threatens to run right off the rails. The only light relief comes with the drunken sea shanty Could This Be Magic?

Women And Children First is Van Halen’s true cult classic album. In Roth parlance: “Pure fuckin’ rock.”

GOOD: WORTH EXPLORING

5150
Warner Brothers, 1986

For many people, Van Halen just wasn’t Van Halen without Diamond Dave. Eddie saw it differently. “We lost a frontman,” he said, “but we gained a singer.” And with Sammy Hagar on board, the band’s career arc continued upwards.

5150, the first ‘Van Hagar’ album, was also the band’s first US No.1. With trusted producer Ted Templeman having defected to the now solo Roth camp, VH enlisted Foreigner’s Mick Jones to put a fine gloss on what became the album’s three keyboard-driven hit singles: Why Can’t This Be Love, Dreams and Love Walks In.

And yes, Sammy was a better singer than Dave. But 5150 didn’t have the spark of classic VH. And we all knew why.

FOR UNLAWFUL CARNAL KNOWLEDGE
Warner Brothers, 1991

All four studio albums that Van Halen recorded with Sammy Hagar topped the US chart, although the third of them might not have sold so well if it had been titled according to the singer’s wishes. “I wanted to name the album just Fuck,” Hagar said. Instead, they chose something more oblique.

The album – co-produced by an exonerated Ted Templeman – is patchy, but it has three songs as good as any from the Hagar era: Poundcake – heavy, grungy, with Eddie applying an electric drill to his fretboard; Top Of The World – vintage feelgood VH; and the piano-led Right Now – and arguably the best song the band have ever written.

OU812
Warner Brothers, 1988

Having proved with 5150 that there was life after Dave, Van Halen couldn’t resist a little dig at their former singer with the title of their eighth album, a cheeky reference to Roth’s Eat ‘Em And Smile.

OU812 did good business (current US sales: four million), but it’s a hit-and-miss affair. Lacking Dave’s levity, the heavier tracks are all bluster, but a lighter touch on the three hit singles works beautifully. Black And Blue is a funky boogie lit up by Michael Anthony’s doo-wop-influenced vocal harmonies, When It’s Love is a deluxe rock ballad, Finish What Ya Started is a genuine surprise, with Eddie twanging country-funk guitar licks and Hagar croaking soulfully.

AVOID

VAN HALEN III
Warner Brothers, 1998

Even the most partisan of Roth loyalists had to admit that Hagar could sing. What’s more, Hagar had starred on one of the greatest rock records of all time: Montrose’s legendary self-titled debut. But the same could not be said of Sammy’s replacement. Gary Cherone was the wuss who sang in Extreme – wearing a leotard.

Van Halen and Cherone was a disastrous mismatch, and produced just one album – that sold only 500,000 copies, when every other VH album had shifted at least two million. The reason is that Van Halen III stinks like a wet dog. Every song sucks, and Cherone sings them like a drowning man. It’s an album so bad, in fact, that Van Halen have never made another since.

  • Karl

    One thing’s for sure, you can pick and chose out of that list (as we all will) but which ever way it falls for you you’re going to end up with a selection of albums the like of which only a few bands in history will have equalled. There’s only a handful of bands that can boast a catalogue like the one we see above and it’s the absolute cream, the list of which probably reads something like: The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, U2, Queen, AC/DC, Pink Floyd and… er… er…

    Now you don’t have to like that list, but thinking in that context is a pretty good way to judge where Van Halen stand in the greater scheme of things.

  • Pete

    I guess we know whether he’s a Dave-man or a Sammy-man! Agree or disagree, you have to be amused with his writing style. There’s 43 comments so far and I bet we could have 43 different reviews or lists.

    I loved every Dave-era VH record and solo album. Ditto for Sam. I think VH III should have been the “searching his soul” EVH solo album. To put the VH tag on it after 2 bad breakups was inviting a storm.

    All in all an entertaining read.

  • http://mewisemagic van halenerd

    this guy is just stirring up conversation…he might as well ,we have nothing else ..right now anyway…the new years greeting from the boys speaks for itself…2010 will be good for vh fans..

  • SCAR

    Hold the fort Bort, just because you are #1 on life’s greatest mistakes list, doesn’t mean you should be so harsh on Diver Down have a little class like good old SCAR (LOL)!!!!!!

  • DiamondDLR

    This ridiculous “buyer’s guide” was obviously written by someone who’s 20 years old and learned about VH last year. Treat it as such.

    “Come on [dude], give us a break.”

  • fletch

    spot on analysis with the exception that “right now” is one of their greatest songs. frankly, it deserves to be on VH3 as it is soooo bad!

  • Karl

    “spot on analysis with the exception that “right now” is one of their greatest songs. frankly, it deserves to be on VH3 as it is soooo bad!”

    Don’t be daft! OK, you might not like Right Now (and it’s probably not what the author claims), but that’s a quite silly statement.

  • Let’s Rock

    I would not agree with all the album ratings. FUCK is not very strong. Judgement Day is in my top 10 but the rest of the album is not.
    VHIII was Eddie’s record, as many have mentioned. I believe it is a preview of any VHIV(4)offering.
    We all have feelings about Dave or Sammy.
    These are the facts:
    Van Halen is Dave, Eddie, Mike and Alex.
    Van Halen can be Sammy, Eddie, Mike and Alex.
    Van Halen should never be anything else.
    So, let’s keep the kids at home, get in the studio. Make an album. Go on tour and fucking rock!
    “Hear about it Later!”

  • Steve

    Hi,

    Agree with some of this review. Don’t agree about there being only 3 songs on For Unlawful. Balance not being on there lost all accountability on the review for me. I love Balance. Better than OU812 and For Unlawful. VH3 had horribly produced vocals. It really sounds like rough demos that were never worked on again. However, I thought “One I Want” is as great a song as any VH tune. That songs rocks! Other than that the rest of the album sounds like someone tackled Gary Cherone and tied his balls with a tight fishing line, then forced him to sing the vocals afterwards!

    AN INTERESTING THOUGHT FOR VH3: If you take most of the songs and replace the singers they could be great. What if Ozzy sang “From Afar?” What if Phil Collins sang “Once.” What if Samny sang “Without You” and “That’s Why I love You?” What if Dave sang “Ballot or the Bullet?” What if Steven Tyler sang One I want or Josephina? It seems to me that an all star record would have made those exact same songs great.. I think that’s what Ed wanted to do before 5150

  • BoogerMuncher

    i agree with diomanddlr. This dude is probably a kid who wrote this. As most people who slam here probably are.

    I may act silly here BUT I never slam anybody or any albums.

    Probably why we haven’t goton shit lately.

    When i grew up as VH fan nobody owned computers to whine and vent everyday and the VH goodies were thrown at us.

    I agree with ED, why should he give us something already knowing everybodys behavior here.

  • http://ljpokones.googlepages.com Lance

    In 1982 I was 17. My parents came back from vacation in Southern California and instead of a lame t-shirt they got me Diver Down hot off the press. It was fun to listen to and even though it was short on originals (I heard the guys had just gone on vacation for the first time in years and when Pretty Woman started soaring up the charts they got called back to do a whole record. They had just recorded the one song so they’d have something on the airwaves.) it is one of my favorite VH albums to listen to. It’s just a plain fun record! I also must admit VH3 was different and it took quite a while but it grew on me and though it doesn’t have the same attitude as a Dave or Sammy record, I still like it. The guitar playing and even Gary’s voice.

    Here’s to all 3 versions of the band! (I really think they need Michael back but I think he’s havin’ to much fun in and success in Chickenfoot).
    Lance in Iowa

  • Karl

    BoogerMuncher

    Yeah, yeah, that’s right, that’s why Ed ain’t producing, because of the whiners! Jesus, get real! A hundred and twenty million people buy his albums, he sells $100 million worth of tickets to the last tour, he’s acknowledged the world over as the premier guitarist of his generation and probably one of the most influential guitarists of all time, he has one of the most prolific rock careers of all time and now he’s going to shut up shop because people were a bit so so about some lazy tunes tacked on to yet another lazy Best Of and a few people think that Christmas greeting was basically lame and bordering on ungrateful? If Ed’s that sensitive you got to wonder how he survived all those years in the rock business. How did he even manage to get through all those years in the company of Roth? Then again, maybe Ed’s just dragging out yet another excuse…

  • Dave Gunger

    I love the music on III. Dave is great, Sam was good.

  • http://mewisemagic van halenerd

    vh must have recorded something by now,…cmon ed throw us a bone…just one more cd with roth,let us relive the dream one more time…please…..im not to proud to beg.

  • Elina

    Geez, this article was what got me into VH, well over two years ago – and you guys found it NOW? Congrats. But thanks for posting.

    And the VH3 bit made me initially interested in Extreme, aka my current obsession. This magazine is to thank no matter what they write. XD

  • VHokie

    Kinda embarrassed to admit, but Diver Down got me hooked on VH. It was the album (or casstte actually) that I could not stop listening to, at the time. Led Zep II had a similar effect on me.

    Also, 1984 is an essential, classic in my book.

    Fun to talk/read about these records…

  • VHIII_1998_

    Balance was ok. I think For unlawful carnal knowledge was the best of the hagar years, and I have a few favorites of the dave era. when I listen to VH3 I compare it to the Black sabbath born album. It was another example of a band line up that looked good on paper.

  • VHIII_1998_

    When I heard VH3 for thr first time I felt like that material was written for Hagar, I couldn’t see roth singing any of those tunes.

  • FAMAC

    I would have put Fair Warning up there with Van Halen and 1984. I would have dropped OU812 and 5150 into the avoid category along with Balance, and I would have not mentioned Van Halen III instead of Balance.

    I think Carnal Knowledge is the best Sammy record. Andy Johns really helped them sound better, as did dropping the stupid electronic drums. The record is more adventurous and guitar based then previous Van Hagar, and more band-like in sound.

    I love the way people say Hagar is a better singer than Roth.

    Did Roth write better lyrics? Yes
    Are Roth songs more memorable? Yes
    Do a bunch of other singers sound like Sammy? Yes
    Has anyone ever come close to singing like Roth? No
    Do you know anyone who can do Roth’s two tone screams? No

  • Matteau23

    Interesting thought there Steve, although I think “Once” would be more of a Peter Gabriel song and “One I Want” would be perfect for Geddy Lee. Always thought it sounded an awful lot like a Rush song, particularly very end of the song.

  • RickieVanWhalen

    Dudes

    VH3 is an incredible display of writing ability on EVH’s part. I love it. EVH has evolved out of simple rock jams. He is a classical trained musician and his music has always reflected it. You can’t find alot of popular music that changes keys and modes the way King EVH does. He is a genious.

    There are only two simple rock jams on VH3 (Fire in the Hole and Year to the Day). That is where EVH is nom. His music is very progressive, tonally. Listen to Alan Holdsworth and you will get a glimse into where he is. Bye the way, the guitar solo to Year To The Day is the best blues solo ever. Period.

    Listen to Dirty Water Dog. It is a jazz progression with a very catchy hook. That is brilliant that he and Gary pull it off.

    If you are looking for ear candy than perhaps your ears have not evolved with EVH’s. I can assure you that any new material will have some very progressive jams in it. Like it or not.

    I think he needs to dump the concept of a singer and go instrumental.

  • DLR

    How about this for some news,,,,,,,The Crimson Tide is headed for their 13th National Championship. Let’s wish them well and hope VH comes out with some tunes in 2010.

  • Chris B.

    Essential Van Halen: VH1, FW, 1984, For Unl
    Great Van Halen: VH2, W&C, Balance
    Good Van Halen: 5150, 0U812
    Not so good Van Halen: VH3, Diver Down

    VH3, Diver Down, and 0U812 sound like they were recorded in a vacuum. It’s like somebody turned the treble all the way up and the bass all the way down. I can’t listen to those records anymore, they sound so bad.

  • Rick Pride

    I LOVE Balance!!! I celebrate the entire catalog!!! Poor Gary4Wife!!!

  • Rich

    This guy is obviously a Roth fan. And where I have no problem with that, I do find this review extremely safe and typical. What a suprise, AVOID VH3! Why? If you are open minded then you’d like it. The guitar work is excellent and people find it easy to just hate on Cherone, whereas I wouldn’t really care who was singing it as I listen to the riffs.

    Diver Down is the worst VH record, I don’t care what people say. That does not make it a BAD record, Hang ‘Em High and The Full Bug (and Little Guitars I guess) were good. But 5 covers wears thin. “Intruder” was simply written to extend the music video to “Pretty Woman”. This album screams “commercial” at me, and what the fuck is up with Happy Trails?

    I will not attempt to order the VH albums, everyone has their favourites. I love OU812 and always feel Fair Warning is really unappreciated or overlooked. Balance is also a gem as others have suggested, it has some sweet heavy riffs that weren’t prominent on the earlier material but came to light again in VH3.

    Plus, by now I think we all know what we prefer from the VH back catalogue so I think its best left alone.

  • chris.omeara

    I agree with RickieVanWhalen about dumping the singer concept, at least for an album, if they can’t resolve the singer issue.

    Carlos Santana recorded a solo album “Blues For Salvador” without the Santana band and it sounded great, though some critics dogged it.

    But Ed needs someone to help guide his genius into a cohesive offering, like on “For Unlawful” or “Me Wise”. (Please no LP-length jams similiar to “Catherine”).

    I suppose that’s one if any good aspect(s) of record company controls. It potentially saves us from over-indulgencies of rock star excessiveness.

    Just an option where we can choose to turn OFF the vocals on any VH album after DLR would be handy to jam the tunes only…

  • Panama Red

    Picking a favorite Van Halen album is almost impossible. But if somebody put a gun up to my head I would have to say VH 1. That first album is so raw and pure. The power of that album is unmatched. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, that’s not just the best VH album that’s one of the all-time best rock albums in the history of rock and roll. If I had a time machine I wouldn’t try to change history I would just go back to the late seventies and early eighties and see Van Halen about 500 times.
    The best I could do ranking the other VH albums would be to say VH III is at the bottom (mainly due to Gary Cherone, not the music- I could listen to Eddie tune his guitar).
    I would go crazy trying to put the rest of the albums in order, they are all to freakin awesome.

  • Panama Red

    If VH3 would have been produced differently. (to me it was like the opposite of VH1. VH3 sounded like it was produced about 5 times over) And they had either Sammy or Dave singing, it would not be at the bottom of so many people’s list. Cherone’s presence just didn’t feel organic. It felt forced. Not to mention he’s a gigantic cheese ball, IMO.

  • CEO

    What a dumb review — so DLR-centric. VH began their change in sound on 1984, which was reviewed as “classic”. Just because Sam came in later doesn’t mean 5150 was less important in their history. What are the odds that lightning would strike twice? Yet it did with Hagar. 5150 should absolutely be on the “Classic” list, since it was with a new lead singer (proving they were still a force) AND it was their FIRST #1 album. Yet, it’s put on the “Worth Exploring” list? Please. I’m a fan from the beginning and am so glad that it was Sammy Hagar that took over for DLR. Very few others could have taken them that far after the lead singer left. I would be happy for either singer to be in the band if they’d just put out a new CD!! (although Chickenfoot rocks)

  • Scottso

    Bullseye, Panama Red! Couln’t have said it better myself!!

  • fascinated fan

    It’s really fascinating to read all the comments here. I really pray that Ed or Dave don’t read this website because I would stop make music if I was them!!!

    I read about “resolving singer issue”, I read about Diver Down being crap, about Balance being a great album, about weird stuff to be honest.

    First of all, the singer is David Lee Roth. Eddie stated clearly that after his wedding, the graduation of Wolfy and his hand operation’s recovery he would begin to rehearse all of the songs he had written in the last years with Dave.

    Do you expect to get a detailed description of their daily lives to calm down kids?

    By reading you people, I understand why they are so discrete about their whereabouts!! Jeez, relax a little!

    So that’s for the fictional “singer issue” that many of you seem to be obsessed about.

    Now. Diver Down. What exactly is this collective hallucination about it being so mediocre and lazy? What are you talking about? Pretty Woman a crappy cover? Dancing in the streets, low quality? HUH??? Those songs are incredible and at the time they were greatly appreciated by their legions of fans! Cathedral is great guitar experimentation. Big Bad Bill is funny, clever and features Papa Van Halen on the clarinet! Come on! This is so refreshing! Little Guitar, Hang ‘em High, Secrets, The Full Bug are in my book awesome VH songs. WTF is the problem?

    I was 13 at the time, and let me tell you that Happy Trails became a classic for my group of friends! Whenever we would gather, listen to music, and party, we would sing this out loud! This is an Hymn!

    Maybe the Kinks cover is not their best, but still, it’s VH!

    Balance was really painful for me. But hey, I can’t stand Hagar, what he’s done with VH, and I don’t care for your insults and judgments. He gave VH a commercial-predictable-and-pop sound that I couldn’t bare to listen. “Right Now” being the pinnacle of despair for me.

    To me, VH is about partying, it’s about raw energy and positive, festive music. It’s also about decadence, sex and women. Hagar ruined it all, IMHO. Don’t get me wrong: he sings very well, he seems like a good person, but his persona didn’t fit in the original concept, at least from my point of view. Maybe because I was a fan during the DLR era and I discovered VH early on, when I was a kid. It was such a powerful combination of talents that it couldn’t exist in another form.

    Anyways. I guess we all have our own tastes, so please talk in the first person instead of proclaiming this and that as if you were the Great Decider of Rock Music and try to be patient, there will be a new record, I’m sure. I’ve waited so long for the return of DLR, and it finally happened. So stop the whining and trust them.

  • SCAR

    Rich, Happy Trails just proves that back then VH had a great sense of humor!!! Nothing wrong with that!!! Where have all the good times gone? 2010 could be the year that VH brings the good times back!!!!

  • DiamondDean

    In my opinion

    1984
    5150
    FAIR WARNING
    DIVER DOWN
    VAN HALEN
    F.U.C.K
    WACF
    VAN HALEN 2
    BALANCE
    VH3
    OU812

    1984 WAS THEIR ZENITH BRILLIANT IN EVERY ASPECT. 5150 BRILLIANT AS WELL BUT SLIGHTY DIFFERANT MORE MAINSTREAM .FAIR WARNING THERE DARKEST GREATEST MOMENT.

    I LUV DIVER DOWN THE WHOLE CD IS UNIQUE AND FULL OF CHARECTOR , NEVER HAVE VH BEEN SO ADVENTURIST

    To OU812 TERRIBLE CD , THE WORST PRODUCTION IVE EVER KNOWN ON AN ALBUM N SAPPY GEES , THE FIRST REAL VAN HAGAR ALBUM , FEELS SO GOOD , SOURCE OF INFECTION , N SUCKER IN A 3 PIECE R THE ONLY DECENT SONGS

    3 WELL AWFUL PROD AGAIN , CHERONE SOUNDED ABYSMAL , THE SONGS WERE TOOOO LONG ( BLAME EDDIE ON THAT)

  • Madison

    They should’ve included balance!!!! I think it is one of the better van halen albums! AND they shouldn’t have bashed Gary Cherone so bad. His vocals didn’t shine on VH3, but that was the producers fault, not his! Gary is actually a great singer, both in ballads and hard rock songs. Whoever wrote this article is out of it because EVERY single Van Halen album rocks!!!!

  • Ron

    “It’s an album so bad, in fact, that Van Halen have never made another since.”

    That certainly puts things into perspective, doesn’t it?

    Putting a list like this on a VH fan site is just asking for trouble. We’ve all got our favorites, for one reason or another.

  • Karl

    fascinated fan

    “It’s really fascinating to read all the comments here. I really pray that Ed or Dave don’t read this website because I would stop make music if I was them!!!”

    Yeah, that’s right, every rocker should pack up as soon a anyone says something a bit nasty pasty about ‘em. Oh boo boo, there there, poor sensitive souls that they are.

  • DiamondDean

    EAT EM N SMILE AND SKYSCRAPER R JUST AS GOOD AS ANY VAN HALEN , BETTER THEN AT LEAST HALF THE VH CATALOGUE

  • Simon

    You can`t rule out DD because of the covers – man, everyone should have a chance to hear Secrets and Little Guitars, Hang `Em High and Cathedral! Just imagine you are trying to sell the band to a non-believer:

    Fair Warning and VH1 and 1984 are essential, in that order;
    VHII, WACF, DD and 5150 are next in that order;
    Balance, OU812 next…with Best of Vol.1 for the last three tracks;
    VHIII needs to be bought for Neworld and Without You.

    I wouldn`t want to face life with any of them taken out of my collection.

  • Jaska

    I think those who play guitar respects VH3, it’s a good guitar album.
    Or what you think?

  • PAVH5150

    Living in Australia we dont get the VH stuff as much as other places…(that sucks) so have get our fix by the web. WHO is this reporter??? DIVER DOWN is in NO WAY better than the other albums. To miss out rating Balance, shows me he is not a VH fan??? or that he lacks research ability. Sammy has the best voice and Dave is the best showman, Garry was singing when they did tour here and he was excellent then. ITS ALL GOOD. Because they are different, should we rate them in order??

  • Karl

    It has its moments and would have been a much better album without the terrible singing. A decent voice might have lifted it. And no, that’s not Gary hating or being unable to accept a third singer or Gary being sunk before he even started – it’s just plain bad singing.

    I play.

  • Jaska

    Yes, perhaps you are right Karl.

  • JK-47

    Picking 1984 and VH1 as essential. Wow, this guy really did his homework. Am I the only fan who thinks 1984 is over rated ?

  • http://none Dirty Duck

    Well happy nre year rockers!!!!!! :)

    I was away enjoying whiping the slate clean if you know what I’m sayin! Wow….2010…

    ANYWAY!

    I think it’s funny that anytime someone celebrates those classic roth albums, in a positive review over sammy’s, people get annoyed. Why? If it wasnt for those first 6 albums, we’d probley all be celebrating reissues of our favourite disco tunes! VH changed the face of rock, and of course the electric guitar. Those first 6 albums were without a doubt essential to rock history. If the reviewer is a roth fan so be it! There was a time long ago in a galaxy far far away when rock ruled this planet and VH was a rockers household name. Ask anyone who’s in their late 30′s and older and they’ll tell ya….VH was explosive! It was everywhere! Ed and dave were like the richards and jagger of our era! When you have 7 years of those classic shows and riffs it’s hard for anyone who grew up during that time to put ou812 anywhere near fair warning or their debut (VH).
    I’ve said it many times around here….there are many VH fans that just dont feel the sam era. I’m obviously one of those people. I dont think this guy is being biased. It’s not like he said the sammy era SUCKED (good thing I didnt write it ;) )he just felt that the roth era was a magical time for rock and roll and I agree. The truth is I dont think we’ll ever see a band like VH ever again. And thats what makes em’ special! It’s like zepplin or the stones. No one can top those performances or shows. It’s a staple of our youth…a piece of Americana…as american as apple pie.
    Classic VH paved the road….for future rockers and sammy’s bank account.

  • http://vhnd.com surfthis!!

    1.1984 f’ing classic
    2.5150 f’ing classic
    3.WACF firing on all v8s
    4.VAN HALEN I firing on all…
    5.F.U.C.K damn good
    6.FAIR WARNING lots of fun
    7.DIVER DOWN really good and some filler
    8.VAN HALEN II really good and some filler
    9.BALANCE not bad but overproduced and too many ballads
    10.OU812 half good and horrible sound
    11. VH3 maybe one good song the single – maybe

    sammy singing on vh3 would have easily made it better
    the album sounds like sammy on the telephone with a cold and the lyrics are worse than sammys worst (not good)!

    at least dave writes damn good lyrics for sure.

  • http://vhnd.com surfthis!!

    eddie changed the bands sound in 1983-
    1984 and 5150 sound the same
    the tone on these albums makes my ears bleed
    love it.

  • JW

    Gary Cherone is a brilliant singer and musician. He is not a wuss. Maybe the chemistry with VH wasn’t right. Even if you don’t like Extreme you just can’t knock Gary’s work with them.

  • SCAR

    DiamondDean, what half of the VH catalog are you referring too?Hmmm, are you referring to the Sammy era? The Red Rocker era kicks ass too!!!! I love all of DLR’s solo stuff but I would not compare it to any of the VH catalog!!!! From his EP to Diamond Dave, each album DLR put out had it’s own unique kick ass style and I love them all!!!! Just like you can’t compare the Foot to any VH album, the Foot kicks ass in it’s own unique way too!!! LONG LIVE KICK ASS ROCK N ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Michael

    I completely disagree with the VH3 assessment. Of all three of the singers, I would say that Gary has the broadest range of them all. Eddie just decided that the instruments that he played were gonna get top billing on the album. Gary’s vocals were an afterthought. As far as the songs all stinking….c’mon. Eddie did write the songs. Go to youtube and listen to the acoustic version of Josephina. It’s awesome. If Gary would have had the opportunity to make a second album I think it would have been a success. JMO.

  • fletch

    IMHO:

    Van Halen
    1984
    WCF
    Diver Down
    VH 2
    5150
    OU812
    Fair Warning(I know..you “true VH fans” are going to hang me)
    F.U.C.K.
    Balance

    VH3 should be returned and monies refunded