VAN HALEN NEWS DESK

Eddie to appear on Two and a Half Men Monday

From Eddie Van Halen’s Myspace:

For those who have been asking – the airdate for the season premiere of Two and a Half Men, guest starring Eddie Van Halen, is Monday, September 21st at 9pm on CBS. Please check your local listings for information.

Eddie and Charlie Sheen

Eddie and Charlie Sheen

Eddie and Charlie Sheen

Eddie and Charlie Sheen

  • Vanicionado

    We’re not all American here…

  • Fair Warning

    Dudes, I loathe the left, but if you think two planes took down those towers, then you’re probably the type that trusts whatever the government says. Foolish.

  • ringostore

    Ed may have told Sheen of a good rehab center. When you watch Sheen go off on his “911..Bigfoot..UFO” comments, you can see he is clearly on some substance, very fidgity.

  • RickieVanWhalen

    Shut up and play

  • Jor-L5150

    hahahaha

    love VH fans!

    9/11 “truthers” = holocaust deniers….YES. thats about right. no matter how many times it is debunked theres always a new spin and a new theory to re-debunk.
    btw- they have given up on the CIA/mafia having killed kennedy- NOW its lyndon johnson who had him shot.
    btw- space aliens built the pyramids.
    btw- the kooks now accept the moon-landing, but only ONE, the rest of them were hoaxes to drum up support for nasa.
    btw- ronald reagan and the queen of england were the worlds BIGGEST coke dealers.
    btw- reagan blew up the challenger space shuttle.
    btw- FDR knew pearl harbor was going to happen- and LET IT happen
    btw- there is a face on mars- and its warning us…of ..something…
    btw- 2012 is arhmaggeddon
    btw- the earth is flat.
    btw- the white house is haunted.
    btw- horoscopes are real. listen to them.
    btw- very wise chinese mystics write all the fortune cookies.
    btw- amputated rabbitts are good luck. poor crippled bunny.
    btw- DEEP meditation can cause time-travel.
    btw- darwin coverted to christianity before he died
    btw- leprechauns HATE rainbows.
    btw- angels are watching you. ( dont masturbate)
    btw-
    btw-
    btw-

  • Dooley

    Fair Warning…

    Yeah, two planes did cause sufficient structural damage to weaken the structures, then gravity took over and they collapsed after an hour or so. I got no trouble with that.

  • Patrick

    ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING 9/11 CONSPIRACY THEORY BULLSHIT AND FOCUS ON WHAT ALL OF US LOVE, VAN FUCKING HALEN.

  • http://none J5149.5

    Yeh the constitution says to keep the government honest.Think they are?Anyway charlie’s past doesn’t necessarily mean he’s full of shit or stupid.Don’t get me wrong i can’t stand liberals,but questioning force fed info from higher ups is not a bad thing imo.By the way i think charlie’s show is great.Funny with plenty of good old american humor that pisses those people off that think we’ve advanced so far past that kind of stuff.Cheers to the vh 2010 tour!

  • Jor-L5150

    thank you patrick,

    you made my point exactly.

  • swingin’ sinner

    Hey simon, I think that they’ll probably put up eddie’s scene here on vhnd, but if not I’m sure you can check it out on hulu.com

  • http://vhnd Mighty Monster Booger

    hook me up Charlie! What’s up Master Blaster Alex and Eddie?

  • RickieVanWhalen

    I’m watching Beavis and Butthead as I post this:

    “What are you? A Dumbass?”

    Shut up and play

  • Kimberly

    I am in most of the Van Halen groups on facebook…well I don’t want to give my name out on a website haha, but my email is kim20850@netzero.com if you feel like finding me on facebook or myspace. Hit me up sometime, we’ll talk music:) And you can see my tat(s)! <3

  • PopRip

    Ahahahahaha what a bunch of retard parrots you are! Fox news got into your empty heads. Stick to music, losers.

    I don’t believe in Big Foot, UFOs, Moon landing Hoax, Ghosts, Angels, God, and all that stupid bullshit.

    And I don’t BELIEVE in 9/11 conspiracy. Because the official story IS a conspiracy about bearded losers in sandals hidden in caves, and losers with box cutters who can’t pilot a cessna, who avoided interception by a sophisticated surveillance system, by air defense, and duped the FAA, The department of defense, the intelligence community, the FBI, the whole fuckin government, and the medias…ahhahahahahaha

    Yup, you have to BELIEVE in that kind of fairytale. And you have to be a fuckin Bud drinking fat white right wing retard to swallow this and then laugh at people who bring you FACTS after FACTS that proves we are far from knowing the truth.

    I’ve listened, I’ve read, I’ve watched with an open mind, and I’m sorry my Glenn Beck zombie followers, there is more than enough facts to open a new investigation. Nobody says “Bush did it”. But they all say “it’s NOT only Al Qaeda”.

    See, that’s the difference between sheeps like you and people intelligent enough to see a problem: your story is naive and simplistic. “They hate our freedom”. Sure. But if you read for instance Thompson’s timeline to 9/11, you’ll realize that oops… reality is complex and there are many vital facts you don’t even know.

    Anyways, blind patriots, and Fox News lovers can’t question anything about their government, the same way extremist evangelical loonies can’t even consider that creationism is a fuckin joke!

    Poor America…

    Oh! And by the way, you really have to be a mentally disable person to proclaim that liberals are the problem!! The people asking questions about 9/11 are from the right and the left.

    Also, tell me: do you really think that the right wing evangilical people approve of the Van Halen lifestyle? You really think that Sex Drugs and Rock n Roll are the kind of thing the conservatives are promoting?

    How much of a dumbass do you have to be, to be here, on a VH comment section vomiting on liberals?

    At least go type this nonsense on the Ted Nugent website!!

    Now, go back to your empty yapping about Michael Anthony and your childish fights about Sammy and Dave.

  • Jor-L5150

    poprip,

    if it wasnt “only” al-qeaida-

    -then how did dozens, if not hundreds of people manage to smuggle thousands of ton of explosives into the WTC?
    -how did dozens of people manage to place barrells of explosives in key infrastructure areas in the WTC without anyone in the staff, maintanance, security etc ever noticing..? ” oh dont mind us- just bringing in tons of TNT for decoration..nothing to see here folks..”
    -if such a thing were done- then why bother hijaking planes in the first place?
    - if the hijakers couldnt fly planes then what do you make of the paper trail linking them to flight school?
    - what was the fourth target? congress? the white house ?
    - why did al quieda take credit for it ( and NOT any other terror group ) ?

    you call us FOXnews/glennbeck zombies… but SKEPTIC ( an athiest organisation ) and popular machanics ( certainly NOT a right-wing mag ) have completely utterly debunked this whole thing with absolutely NO pro-bush pro-republican bias at all.

    consider for a moment the CIA ” leak ” ( BS ) case. it took the investigator NO TIME at all to realise that bush, cheney , karl rove and any of thier underlings did NOT ” leak ” the identity of valerie plame. it was discerned immediately that richard armitage of the STATE dept inadvertantly leaked the name. he even admitted it and apologised. but the investigation was politicised and political pressure demanded that somehow someway someone in the bush admstration be fried. SO- it dragged on for years and cost us millions needlessly and at the end of the day the best they got was a ” process crime ” by entrapping scooter libby. when you swear under oath and have to repeast yourself many many time it is easy to get entrapped.
    have you ever been in a grand jury ? do you have any idea what its like ?
    i didnt think so.

    i only bring that up to illustrate a point:
    if you dont like/trust/believe Dubya bush thats fine. but if you honestly think in a credible exhamination of evidence in a court of law that a serious case could be made… IT WOULD HAVE BEEN MADE.
    the democrats have owned washinton since 06, and if there was ANY way they could have fried the bush administration they would have. make no mistake- the GOP impeached and ALMOST removed clinton for lying about a BJ- absolutely the dems want revenge.

    dont believe glenn beck. dont beleieve fox news.
    DO believe the undeniable reality of nacny pelosi’s political ambition. IF she could have forced dick cheney to resign and stand trial SHE WOULD HAVE , and then she’d be VP. and is she could have forced W bush to resign SHE WOULD have and then she’d be the first woman pres.
    the dems snarled after W bush since 2000 and they made NO disguise about destroying him.

    if there was a case, they’d be on it.

    and no, christian evangelicals would NOT approve of the VH ” lifestyle ” and with that comment you reveal an intellectual limitation. you seem to think there are only ” conservative vs liberal ” monoliths and you are flat out WRONG.

    it is MUCH more layered and complex. you have social/religious conservatives. fiscal conservatives ( who may be liberatriian or social liberals ) . you have libertarians who may be creationist or athiest. you have unabashed communists hiding behind ” progressiveness” . you have radicals, militants and anarchists all quoting the bible in support of obama. you have isolationists quoting the bible in opposition to obama. you have blue-dog dems, r.i.n.o.’s , pinkos, objectivists , agnostics…. it goes on and on.

    you’re rant was profoundly ignorant. and simple-minded.
    the ONLY reason this subject was raised was due to charlie sheen’s misguided paranoia- and by extension his friendship with eddie van halen. as with all things VH we discuss it here.

    fell free to continue to embarrsass yourself.

  • Vanicionado

    Charlie Sheen… to this bunch of crap?

  • Remember the Prom Queen

    Life’s short enough! Laugh as much as you can! Grin like Eddie in some of the videos where he seems to be thinking, “I’m just making this up as I go… If they like it, cool. If not, well, that’s cool too! I’m having fun RIGHT NOW!”

  • http://www.stewartcopeland.net Simon

    To swingin’ sinner : Thank you, but if i open the website there’s this frame here : “Sorry, currently our video library can only be streamed from within the United States” ! Maybe someone can record this to DVD ???

  • poprip

    Jor-L5150
    You should read all of the other comments before accusing me of being a simplistic mind! People here saying the problems with conspiracy theories is that there’s too many liberals.

    I won’t write a novel in this comment section answering all of your points. Just go read for yourself, and you’ll find your answers.

    Read what Kevin Ryan has discovered. Read firemen testimonies. Read what Architects and Engineers for 9/11 truth are saying (800 of them, but they’re all lunatics, right?). Read recent history. Read what Daniel Hopsicker found about the flight schools and the supposed suicide pilots of 9/11. I could go on forever.

    Document yourself about the 1993 WTC bombings too. The FBI was on it. PROVEN FACT. Read about Able Danger, Sibel Edmonds, and on and on and on.

    Why bother with planes?? Because, my really clever friend, MAYBE that if the official version would say “bombs destructed the WTC towers” a lot of people would wonder how come securacom, which managed the security for the WTC up until the end of their contract….on september 2001…would have never seen the terrorists get in and out of the building.

    Oh and FYI, there are high tech military explosives that are smaller and much more destructive than TNT.

    There was a power out the weekend prior to 9/11, and there were unoccupied floors where there were renovation. Listen to William Rodriguez, the janitor of the WTC towers who is a hero. He was the last person to get out of the second tower before it’s collapse.

    THERE ARE whistleblowers. There are witnesses. Bombs went off. It’s documented, whether you like it or not. Why then did the port authorities didn’t want to make public the testimonies of more than 500 firemen that were recorded 2 months after the facts? The NY Times had to go to court to obtain the transcripts. Why?

    If someone question an official version with scientific facts, testimonies, conflicting accounts, and whistleblowers testimonies, isn’t that enough to open another investigation? Since when do people have to discover the whole complete truth about who did what, when and how before having the right to ask questions?

    You accuse me of being PROFOUNDLY IGNORANT and simple minded but your conclusion about Sheen is that he’s a misguided paranoiac!! Tell me exactly how you come to that conclusion?

    Just by telling me I think Bush did it, is proving me right when I say that you are a blinded patriot. You can’t even read my comment properly.

    I’ve never said “bush knew”, or “bush did it”.

    I don’t know what exactly happened, but even commissioners on the 9/11 commission said they were setup to fail.

    Now, go back to Fox News, you need your daily dose of bullshit.

  • Vanicionado

    Okay… some pull the plug… or flush the toilet on this thread..

    Eddie Van Halen on 2 and a half men = 9/11 conspiracy talk.

    WTF???

    Like SERIOUSLY… WTF???

  • bsbll4

    Proprip,

    You are a f*$#ing idiot. Don’t believe everything you read on the internet. Just because someone posts a link saying “500 firemen believe US was in on 9/11″ doesn’t make it true. If that really were the case, you can bet your ass they would be making more noise after watching so many of their friends die. Your “proof” is no more than one unproven internet link after another–all originated by assholes like yourself who can’t accept reality that the US got caught with their pants down.

    I know it may be more comforting to believe the US is all-powerful and if we could just weed out the evil people in our government nothing bad would happen, but that is a pathetic view of reality. Islamic terrorists DID hijack 4 planes on 9/11 and crashed them into the towers, the pentagon, and a field in PA. Your rantings are an embarrassment to the memories of those that lost their lives and you are an embarrassment to yourself, your family, and the entire human race.

    Please shut the f*$k up and get a grip on reality.

  • KTC5150

    … Is there anything left in that bottle….? Bring it over here! GET A LIFE PEOPLE!!!

  • RickieVanWhalen

    OMG – are you people kidding me. Shut up. I was never one to believe in censorship but if I had the “Shut The F Up” button on my computer… I click the button on all of you dumb assess. Get a freaking clue.

    This is the van halen news desk. Shut and play.

  • RickieVanWhalen

    Poprip – what flat rock did you crawl out from underneath?

  • Dooley

    This is all Charlie Sheen’s fault.

  • chris omeara

    I used to trust the government and the corporate media, but after viewing the scientific evidence on the DVD “The 911 Illusion”, it was pretty much impossible to go back to sleep.

    So I understand why alot of folks are hostile to something that opposes their view of reality. I still love the USA and I still love Van Halen (at least the DLR years).

    But I still find it impossible to trust the Demoncrats or the Republicrats the UN or the corporate media. No offense to those who disagree. http://www.infowars.com

  • Patrick

    To everyone, AGAIN….

    Leave 9/11 alone. Charlie Sheen is indeed another annoying hollywood liberal but name me 10 actors that aren’t.

    Enjoy Ed on the show tonight. Without Ed, you wouldn’t be posting on this website.

  • Viking

    WTF did he just say? Two burritos and a root beer float? LMAO

  • Patrick

    Yes, LMAO.

    Hey, ya never know when inspiration might strike!

  • Ray

    “thats what I call two burritos and a root beer float!”. NICE! HAHA~ Nice riff Ed!

  • Nick

    that was the best playing ive seen him do in 5 years, and he had his finger wrapped. that surgery has done him good!

  • swingin’ sinner

    Hey east coasters how was his scene?

  • Nick

    it was great. he plays a real fast lick. he still has it.

  • VH Dude

    Is it possible for something to be really cool and really frustrating at the same time?

    I DVR’d it and just watched it. I’m not going to try to figure our how to get it recorded on a DVD somehow. It will get deleted so I have more room for my daughter’s episodes of Dora the Explorer. If this were 25 years ago I’d spend hours waiting up to see Eddie and then make sure I edited the clip to a Van Halen VHS compilation tape. Then I’d store it away fully believing that I’d watch it again someday…

    And if Eddie were releasing new music on a less-than-every-decade-or-so I’d do it again. C’mon Ed…I’ll give you credit for a nice sense of humor and taking little steps to get out in the spotlight again. Thank you for that. On the one hand we have a lot to be grateful for and maybe you don’t owe us anything. On the other, it sure would be nice for you to focus on where you came from and make some new music…and then share it with the rest of us. How long are you going to make us wait? The world could use a little Van Halen right now.

  • J5150C

    If you ask me, Ed smoked like never before!! He played a mean ass lick!! He used the drop to hell tail piece and the E string was LOW baby! But Yeah, it kicked major ass. And that’s with his thumb all wrapped up. I hate to say it (specially to the haters), he’s still got it and sounds sick!! I would go so far as to say that the little piece he played sounded like part of a new groove!!

    Rock on Eddie!!!

  • mkeruption

    I wonder if he will play one of the hundreds of songs he has written? Probably not…my guess is “Ain’t talkin’ bout love”. It’s worked for the last 30 years, keep ridin’ that pony until it drops!

  • PopRip

    America land of the free! ahahahahah
    Yeah right! We have here a great demonstration of free speech.

    “SHUT THE FUCK UP” is all you can come up with. Insults won’t prove that the millions of people questioning 9/11 are wrong.

    It won’t work, because I’m not some kind of crackpot who believes in retarded theories, like GOD, and reincarnation, or angels and creationism. I talk about facts. At first I was sold to the official story. Then in 2003 I began investigating the events of that day, because I had doubts about flight 93. Since then, I’ve tried many times to see what Popular Mechanics, NIST, or the discovery channel had to say. Everytime, they avoided the unanswered questions.

    To me, the STFU reaction is exactly the same as saying my questions are legitimate. It proves that you are totally incapable of questioning what your medias tell you. As soon as someone says anything that goes out of the mainstream narrative, your conditioned reaction is: a person who contradicts the official story = a lunatic conspiracy theorist.

    Oh and this statement about Hollywood liberals is exactly the same as saying “racists white thrash from the south”.

    All right, I leave you in your profound ignorance.

    Good luck!

  • http://www.musicdownloadinstrumentalsongs.com/ James Limborg

    Yeah, I agree. Eddie Van Halen is playing extra fast and accurate in this television show. Just how he played in the early days. Great to see. And inspired me to want to try and learn what he played. I never heard him play those notes before down at the open-5th fret area. I did my best learning it and posted a video lesson at youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioXERIPjAUY

    I agree, the intro piece (open strings to 5th fret) could be part of a new song he’s written. My guess is Van Halen is almost finished with a new album and that’s why they are planning this 2010 tour… For the new album release.

  • ADAM

    Drop D maybe, but he always plays at least half a step down
    for that fat & warm brown sound……coolness.

  • http://none Ducky / Dirty Duck

    Well….if it means anything: I think the reason dave has been so quiet is because they ARE recording or at least setting a game plan. Remember how quiet dave was when the rumors of the reunion tour leaked? Next thing we know dave’s on stage with eddie al and wolf and its “press conference time!”. I could be way off….this is NOT wishful thinking here. I just really get that feeling.

    Also! Has anyone else heard the rumor that the album cover for the new VH album is supposed to be an “older” version of the “jaded new years baby” on the cover of 1984? If thats true what do you guys think of that idea?

    Me? Eh…