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Sammy & Joe take part in all-star jam

Last Night: Tom Morello, Steve Earle, Wayne Kramer, Sammy Hagar, Boots Riley, Corey Taylor, Joe Satriani, and Damian Kulash

By Jennifer Maerz in Last Night

Thursday, Mar. 26 2009 @ 11:57PM

It was midway through the Tom Morello hootenanny when Rage’s shredding machine grinned at the crowd and said, “Let me remind you, you all paid $15 to get in tonight. That’s like a buck a superstar.”

Actually, if you were gonna  do the math, by the end of the night, we’d been entertained by Morello and his Freedom Fighter Orchestra, Steve Earle, Wayne Kramer of the MC5, Sammy Freakin’ Hagar, Boots Riley of The Coup, Corey Taylor of Slipknot (sans mask of course), Joe Satriani, and Damian Kulash of OK Go, so technically it came out to something like $1.87 a superstar. But really, everyone at Slim’s was too busy pounding fists with fierce excitement to remember exactly how much they’d spent to get in. No matter the cost, they were getting their pennies’ worth–both in the energy the audience fed to the stage to the goodwill the headliners shot back at their fans. There was a lot of love in the room, man (and a lot of men in the room). Not to mention a lot of dollar bills that went to a righteous cause, thanks to the activist concept behind Morello’s Justice Tour, a singular concert that has you leaving feeling real good.

The political thrust behind these tours is, as Morello explained, to “bail out people, not banks.” An alternate version of this mantra, which he also espoused during the three-hour long show: “Feed the poor, fight the war, rock the fuck out.”

The Rage/Audioslave/Nightwatchman succeeded on pulling off all fronts last night. He gathered together a gaggle of rock gods during the day to personally wrap and hand out burritos with Project Open Hand, a San Francisco organization that feeds the needy, and one that received 100 percent of the ticket sales for last night’s show (plus all the $1, $5, and $10 bills people stuffed in its coffers by the end of the night at Morello’s repeated suggestions). But equally importantly, he also gathered those same ax slingers to get rowdy from the stage at night.

Personally, I wasn’t sure what to expect from the evening–I imagined an “unplugged” event full of acoustic protest songs. But while there was a little bit of the low-key (Slipknot’s Taylor came out with an acoustic guitar and warned, “I’m not going to rock the fuck out of you, I’m going to soothe the fuck out of you” before heading into emo territory with one of his own songs and covering both Tom Petty and Ray LaMontagne) nearly everything played was a 20 an energy scale of 1 to 10.

But you know things are going to get insane when the evening starts out with Wayne Kramer playing a sarcastic little ditty about the size of his amp. From there, Morello hyped the crowd by playing his “Arm the Homeless” electric guitar for a couple Nightwatchman songs, including the funk punk protest anthem “Whatever It Takes.” And then came more big guns.

“This is a great thing in our own hometown–Joe and I had to come down. We didn’t even rehearse, but that’s ok.” So said Sammy Hagar, downing a Corona and speaking of his neighbor Joe Satriani, who had just performed a couple songs of guitar mastery/wankery depening on your level of fandom (personally I find his music incredibly cheeseball, despite the obvious technical skills). Sammy was also a cheeseball of course–in a dopey, kinda awesome way. His big golden curls bounced atop his round face as the dude did leaps around the stage and did a cover of the bluesy oldie “I’m Going Down.”

Even better was the band’s version of the awesome butt rock oldie “Rock Candy,” which Hagar wrote back in the ’70s with Montrose (he kicked off the song by announcing, “In 1973, a little band came out of California called Montrose.”) Hagar sometimes sounded like a stubbed cat on the high screams, but overall? “Rock Candy” came off supremely rockin.

All that was only halfway through the night too. Highlights from the second half included a long set from Steve Earl, who played with nearly all the guests over the course of the night (including Spider Stacy of the Pogues) and covered everyone from Townes Van Zant (who he recently recorded a tribute album to) and Bruce Springsteen (“The Ghost of Tom Joad”) to playing a rousing rendition of his own “Copperhead Road.”

Other great moments: Local firebrand Boots Riley took a turn on the mic, teasing the crowd with the excellence of the upcoming Riley/Morello project Street Sweeper by playing two tracks off their upcoming album (my gut? That project’s gonna be huge if it incites half the riot it received last night) and then really knocking it out of the park with a cover  of M.I.A.’s “Paper Planes” that got the whole crowd singing along.

By this point, Morello had played the guitar slide style, one handed, with his teeth, and in so many other incarnations there was nothing else to do, really, but get everyone (except Satriani and Hagar, who’d disappeared) up on stage…along with OK Go frontman Damian Kulash and sing “This Land is Your Land.” And that’s exactly what Morello did, prefacing the song with a reminder that “Real change doesn’t come from the oval office; It comes from people like you,” and the threat that the greedy Wall St. bastards should be prosecuted–”If not by the courts then by you!” (Big cheers to that one. Look out AEG execs).

If getting everyone to donate to the homeless, sing along to old Woody Guthrie tunes, and jump high into the air was all it took to change a country, Tom Morello would be the most benevolent, most rock ‘n’ roll dictator alive. But as it stood last night, the dude still rules. He proved he can still provoke people’s minds as he puctures their eardrums, creating a truly one of a kind show that won’t soon be forgotten.

By the way: The show left me thinking, randomly, about Noise Pop. Morello’s show was just the kind of unique star personality collision/collaboration that our local music festival should be fostering. As I wrote in a recent column, San Francisco’s biggest pop festival should be using its connections to create more “only in SF” experiences that you can’t get elsewhere.  We should leave a Noise Pop event at least once feeling like we saw something we couldn’t see anywhere else. Morello’s Justice tour did just that, pulling from the country, punk, metal, hip-hop, and pop worlds to create a temporary place where everyone–from the disparate artists to the disparate music the performers selected–all got along. I can’t say I’m a fan of everyone who got on the stage at Slim’s, but all thrown together I had a blast at that show. I really hope at some point Noise Pop can create a similar evening built on wild collaborations and the element of surprise.

  • Karl

    “… the news being posted on this site, largely has nothing to do with Van Halen, and really should consider changing the websites name….”

    If this site were to rely solely on VH news there’s be nothing on here except Eddie trying to sell his soul and it’d have to change its name to The Edward Van Halen Home Shopping Channel.

    Ain’t nothing happening with VH. Get used to it guys, you’re in for a long wait.

  • Karl

    unchainedonfire&outtaluv

    “but guess what it? is a free country BECAUSE OF CAPITALISM”

    Just to educate a bit (as you put it), freedom is not the result of capitalism. You might often find the two in the same place, but one is not the result of the other.

  • http://vhnd surfsno2008

    Maybe if there was some van halen news we would not be getting chickenfoot!
    now whose fault is that…?
    as for morello being left wing so f@#ing what – he rocks and is anti-establishment which is fine with me.
    get over it. sammy is or has been very right wing. he just doesnt sing about it. grow up people.

  • C’Mon Now!

    unchainedoutaloveonfireblahblahblah… So profound! Everyone can do charity work. your right and I’ll bet someone like Nate doeas a whole lot of charity work and I’m sure you do as well. As far as made up hypotheticals. I did nolt have to stretch to far. I dont recall syaing communism is founded on charity, in fact regardless if you Morello is a commiunist that of course is you choice, I am simply referring to his acts of generosity,they are many. Finally it is not capitalism that creates a free country, the fact that we are free, has given us the ability to become a capitalistic country. I see whay you stuck up for nate: the acorn doesn’t fall far from the tree!

  • C’Mon Now!

    So when Sammy was in VH during 2004, should there have been DLR related news? Remenber when the “mighty Dave” became a paramedic- we heard about it on the VHND, or remember when “Mighty Roth” went on to do Vegas (LOL) we also had to read about it on the VHND, or how about when Davey got busted buying $10 worth of weed in Central Park, we had to read about that as well on the VHND. So if Sammy has decided to actually put out albums, and jam with friends then you better believe that we are going to hear about it on the VHND. The fact is; dave was in VH, sammy was in VH and even Gary was in VH ( even though his tenure was short lived). If one of these guys something it will be reported by the folks at VHND. For those of you who only want to hear DLR related info, take it up with the VHND. At least those of us who appreciate Sammy are getting new music, and it really doesn’t matter if you DLR flakes like it or not, we are still going to hear about it on the VHND!

  • walteR

    The older version is better… You can hear Mike’s bass much better.. In the newer one, you can’t hear Wolfgang.. Prolly cus he still on his Mommy’s tit… When VH was younger, there was more passion and fire. But hey, soon you can get VH guitar hero…

  • Pete

    Musicians jamming with other people for a good cause…cool jams…right f*&%in on.

    Thank god Sammy is actually doing something to keep our interest these days. I absolutely love it. Here’s to the joy of music.

  • nate

    C’MON NOW!
    Diamond Dave does plenty of charity work sans the political BS agenda. Not to mention, he’s got more charisma in one pant leg of spandex than Morello shall ever have! But its all good. It was for a good cause and that’s cool with me. I still don’t know what your problem is with NASCAR? Hell even a Sammy Concert especially when Mike Anthony shows up it’s like a nascar event plenty of people partying to the high octane performance! Van Halen and Van Hagar are two different things. Where are we if a new album ever drops? Van Wolfie? I am sure we can all enjoy bitching about it.

  • C’Mon Now!

    I’ll give you that, Dave has Charisma, He is a master at “left-field” metaphores, and analogies. But in the end its about performance. No matter what one does for a living, if you cant perform eventually people aren’t impressed. You’ll always have the original fans- the diehards who grew up on the stuff, and thtas fine. Sorry though, Van Halen is Van Halen with dave or with Sammy. Its called VH because of the brothers nott because of Dave or Sammy. You guys who only like Roth cant stand VH being called VH with Sammy- well it was VH, just a different version. I get that you guys don’t dig Sammy, thats fine. I guess I feel lucky in a way then because I can listen to and appreciate Dave, Sammy, and even a couple of Gary tunes. Oh well, thank God we can all take the time here and there to Yap about crap like this that in the long run really has no affect on any of us. Wheather we like one version or the other none of those guys ever had a problem taking our hard-earned to see them.

  • nate

    Hey with Dave back in VH I am more inclined to give Sammy a chance. I am always going to be Dave or the Grave. Hopefully the chickenfoot will produce some classics. But,if not they all have one hell of a combined musical backlog to produce an insanely cool setlist!!Maybe I can stand Sam singing chili peppers songs lol maybe I just could:>)It’s all good now that I got Dave back. So I can look back and enjoy and criticize it all, now with less bias and just enjoy good music for good music’s sake. Maybe classic Van Halen is gone for good. But new music is being made and hopefully it can be as epic as Van Halen has been in all it’s incarnations.

  • Line6Guy

    Joe Satriani, who had just performed a couple songs of guitar mastery/wankery depening on your level of fandom (personally I find his music incredibly cheeseball, despite the obvious technical skills). By Jennifer Maerz

    It’s too bad Britney Spears & The Pussycat Dolls weren’t there for ya to review Jenn! Sorry honey but this is real music, played by real musicians without the cheesball lip syncing! Quite a concept eh? ;-)