Van Halen-obsessed psychologist barred over lesbian tryst
(YES, this is a real story):
From ABC News.
A Hunter Valley psychologist who was obsessed with the rock group Van Halen has been struck off for having a lesbian relationship with a patient and acting unprofessionally.
The Healthcare Complaints Commission alleged psychologist Roslyn Moore had a brief sexual relationship with the patient in May 2006, while treating the woman at the Dolphin Healing Centre in Cessnock.
Ms Moore is also alleged to have offered reduced fees and used inappropriate treatment methods to “cure” the woman of her homosexuality.
The Psychologists Tribunal also heard Ms Moore was obsessed with the rock group Van Halen.
The patient told the tribunal during her final treatment session that her psychologist gave her a ring and said “You’ll know what to do with it”, which she took to mean that she should give it to whichever of the Van Halen brothers she came across first.
Ms Moore has been banned from practicing for at least three years.
The ban prohibits Ms Moore from providing therapy, psychotherapy, hypnotherapy or counselling.
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September 30th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
sounds like someone is hot for psychologist.
September 30th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
But honey, if you’re needin’ a woman just as bad as me… you outta be goin’…..
September 30th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Wow.
September 30th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Interesting story… what I really wanna know is where I can get a thong like the one in the picture for my wife!
September 30th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Aren’t those the thongs from the last tour with Roth?
September 30th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Whoops, nope, not the same ones… missed the rings on first glance. Thankfully I stared a lot longer and harder to confirm my initial mistake. Not sure where these ones came from….
September 30th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
This story is full of absolute win. The old “Dolphin Healing Centre Lesbian Psychologist cure lesbian yearnings by sleeping with another woman” method.
To TheAtomicChunk: they sold something very similar if not that exact thong during the For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge tour. There was another version that said “Poundcake” on it too.
September 30th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Wow! My hot former psychologist has hit the headlines again! She’s so not a fuckin’ lesbian…She’s a fuckin’ Goddess. I’d give my set of blue balls to finish what I wished I could’ve started with Miss Moore…but she cured me of my psychological illness & disappeared without a trace before I could see her one last time. She was the most beautiful psychotherapist a guy with a once incurable phobia could ever hope to be treated by. Come back Roslyn!!!
September 30th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Another story to try and keep the fans interest. I say again….WHERE IS THE REAL NEWS !!!!!
September 30th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
Dave, I saw this article earlier but had to leave. It was before you commented. So I waited all day to come back and quote Women In Love only to find that you already did it. Kudos for having the same sense of humor as me. Since I can’t take that joke I’ll follow up with: Somebody get ME a doctor cause I need to finish what ya started. I want to get between those drop dead legs and see whats coming down on the inside.
September 30th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
Heh, I found Ms. Moore’s contact information.
September 30th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Oh yeah Kenny … I happen to have seen those drop dead legs in person (albeit cloaked in pantyhose & a business suit skirt as is appropriate for psychological treatment appointments) & believe me they are to die for! If you ever have the opportunity to meet her just don’t say or do anything to piss her off… I once overhead her on the phone fighting for the rights of another one of her patients… She got exactly what she wanted and obliterated the guy on the the other end of the phone…all without raising her voice, or losing her composure, but man her voice was as cold as an ice maiden. I don’t think she would take too kindly to anyone who tried to disrespect her…I’m sure glad I never did anything to piss her off. Where are you Roslyn?
September 30th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
Sounds like someone was obsessed with the Brothers Van Halen.
Can we say psycho psychologist I knew we could.
October 1st, 2008 at 5:32 am
Is this really a picture of her ? WOW if so, bummer if not.
October 1st, 2008 at 5:34 am
Oh, Does anybody know the REAL reasons why the MXR EVH95 signature wah keeps getting delayed ???
October 1st, 2008 at 4:30 pm
VH BROTHERS ,
THE “TOUR”HAS BEEN OVER FOR MONTHS, NO NEW MUSIC IN 10 YEARS, WHERE THE F ARE YOU GUYS. THROW THE FANS A BONE
October 1st, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Here, Here
October 2nd, 2008 at 8:33 am
Matt & Tim,
There is NO Van Halen news. Van Halen’s tour is over, and they haven’t said a word. No one knows what they will do. I thought we all knew that.
October 2nd, 2008 at 5:25 pm
VH2008 - How long can the true fans hold on for….this band has been misleading and stringing along its fans for years.
October 18th, 2008 at 10:36 am
The DVD quality is MUCH better , and over 20 minutes of the awesome & inspiring EDDIE !!!!